Difference between revisions of "Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes"

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Vicky Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!

[Lisa smiles.]

Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

Milhouse: The mall?

Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:

Homer: [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!

[Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind.]

Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Kearney: [imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see] Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.

Homer: Yes, dear.

[Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.]

Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!

Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?

Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--

Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".

Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.

Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--

Lisa: Forget it, Dad.

Optometrist: Okay, let's get started.

[turning off the lights, she hears Homer snoring.]

Optometrist: Hey, wake up!

Homer: What do you...? Oh, sorry.

Optometrist: Now, read the first line.

Homer: "I ate pee pee."

[writing "I 8 PP", Bart laughs.]

Homer: [strangling him] Why you little!

Optometrist: [switching lenses] Better or worse?

Homer: Worse!

Optometrist: [switching them again] Better or worse?

Homer: *Much* better!