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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmmm... promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Channel 6]] TV announcer}} You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor John Frink]]}} ''[pedaling a flying contraption in the air]'' If I stop pedaling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[moving across the floor on a toilet]'' I've had this dream before. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side... for once. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} How could you vote? You're only 10! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} This is not about me, or how many times I voted. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I vow to reach out to the Latino community! ''[in Spanish]'' Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay yi yi! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} What'd I say? What'd I say? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Oh! So that's why my maid quit. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Can I keep this? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Sure, no 12 off my ass. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} How can you say that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's just an expression, Marge. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Russian hooker. You tell me. | |
| + | {{qf|Mr.Burns}} No problem, we'll just say you were on a fact finding mission. | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} I did find out one fact, she was a guy! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent [[John Armstrong]]. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} ''[to Homer]'' I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cookie Kwan]]}} It's a good deal. I advise you to take it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'm walking away. ''[walks away]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan... | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Count Dracula|Republican}}}} And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent! | |
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- Homer: Mmmmmm... promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
- Channel 6 TV announcer: You're watching Channel 6, Springfield's home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
- Marge: There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
- Professor John Frink: [pedaling a flying contraption in the air] If I stop pedaling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
- Grampa: [moving across the floor on a toilet] I've had this dream before.
- Lisa: Krusty, I don't usually give advice to Republicans. But it would be nice to be on the winning side... for once.
- Bart: Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
- Krusty: How could you vote? You're only 10!
- Bart: This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
- Krusty: I vow to reach out to the Latino community! [in Spanish] Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
- [The crowd gasps.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay yi yi!
- Krusty: What'd I say? What'd I say?
- Bumblebee Man: You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves!
- Krusty: Oh! So that's why my maid quit.
- Krusty: I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper)
- Bart: Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
- Krusty: That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5.
- Bart: Can I keep this?
- Krusty: Sure, no 12 off my ass.
- Homer: I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact.
- Marge: How can you say that?
- Homer: It's just an expression, Marge.
- Krusty: Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
- Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
- Krusty: Russian hooker. You tell me.
- Mr.Burns: No problem, we'll just say you were on a fact finding mission.
- Krusty: I did find out one fact, she was a guy!
- Dr. Hibbert: Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
- Ralph: [to Homer] I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
- Cookie Kwan: It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
- Homer: Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
- Ralph: I'm walking away. [walks away]
- Mr. Burns: Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
- Dr. Hibbert: All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
- Count Dracula: And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent!
