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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''  I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?
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{{qf|[[Isabel Gutierrez]]}} Just what exactly are you saying?
:'''[[Isabel Gutierrez]]:''' Just what exactly are you saying?
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?
:'''Lisa:''' I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?
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{{qf|Isabel}} I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.
:'''Isabel:''' I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.
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{{qf|Bart}} Ay, caramba!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ay, caramba!
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{{qf|Isabel}} Do you even know what that means?
:'''Isabel:''' Do you even know what that means?
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?
:'''Bart:''' Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?
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{{qf|Isabel}} It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
:'''Isabel:''' It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
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{{qf|Bart}} Ay, caramba!
:'''Bart:''' Ay, caramba!
 
 
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:'''Isabel:''' Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
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{{qf|Isabel}} Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
:'''Lisa:''' A Lincoln Republican?
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{{qf|Lisa}} A Lincoln Republican?
:'''Isabel:''' Not really.
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{{qf|Isabel}} Not really.
:'''Lisa:''' A Reagan Republican?
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{{qf|Lisa}} A Reagan Republican?
:'''Isabel:''' Keep going....
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{{qf|Isabel}} Keep going....
:'''Lisa:''' First President Bush?
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{{qf|Lisa}} First President Bush?
:'''Isabel:''' Gettin' there....
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{{qf|Isabel}} Gettin' there....
:'''Lisa:''' Oh, dear God.  
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{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, dear God.  
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa, your food is getting cold.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, your food is getting cold.
:'''Lisa:''' It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.
:'''Marge:''' Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, [[Mr. Bergstrom]]. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, [[Mr. Bergstrom]]. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.
 
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:'''Marge:''' Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?
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{{qf|Marge}} Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?
:'''Lisa:''' Yes. Why?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yes. Why?
:'''Marge:''' Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.
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{{qf|Marge}} Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.
:'''Lisa:''' My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!
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{{qf|Lisa}} My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!
 
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:'''Lisa:''' Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Just call me [[Ralph Nader]]. I don't know why.
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[to Lisa]'' Just call me [[Ralph Nader]]. I don't know why.
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like a word with you, young lady.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'd like a word with you, young lady.
:'''Isabel:''' How did you get in there?
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{{qf|Isabel}} How did you get in there?
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Slid in through the grates.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Slid in through the grates.
 
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:'''Marge:''' Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.
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{{qf|Marge}} Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.
:'''Bart:''' Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.
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{{qf|Bart}} Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.
:'''Marge:''' Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.  
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{{qf|Marge}} Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.  
 
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:''' Mr. Burns:''' No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." '' ''[He shows off his sexy cover on his People Magazine]'' Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." '' ''[He shows off his sexy cover on his People Magazine]'' Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 14:48, May 9, 2021


Season 25 Episode Quotes
535 "Labor Pains"
536
"The Kid Is All Right"
"Yellow Subterfuge" 537


Lisa: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?
Isabel Gutierrez: Just what exactly are you saying?
Lisa: I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?
Isabel: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.
Bart: Ay, caramba!
Isabel: Do you even know what that means?
Bart: Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?
Isabel: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
Bart: Ay, caramba!

Isabel: Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
Lisa: A Lincoln Republican?
Isabel: Not really.
Lisa: A Reagan Republican?
Isabel: Keep going....
Lisa: First President Bush?
Isabel: Gettin' there....
Lisa: Oh, dear God.

Marge: Lisa, your food is getting cold.
Lisa: It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.
Marge: Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.

Marge: Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?
Lisa: Yes. Why?
Marge: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.
Lisa: My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!

Lisa: Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?
Ralph Wiggum: [to Lisa] Just call me Ralph Nader. I don't know why.

Mr. Burns: I'd like a word with you, young lady.
Isabel: How did you get in there?
Mr. Burns: Slid in through the grates.

Marge: Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.
Bart: Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.
Marge: Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.

Mr. Burns: No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." [He shows off his sexy cover on his People Magazine] Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.
Season 25 Quotes
Homerland Treehouse of Horror XXIV Four Regrettings and a Funeral YOLO Labor Pains The Kid Is All Right Yellow Subterfuge White Christmas Blues Steal This Episode Married to the Blob Specs and the City Diggs The Man Who Grew Too Much The Winter of His Content The War of Art You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee Luca$ Days of Future Future What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Brick Like Me Pay Pal The Yellow Badge of Cowardge