- For the character skin, see Treehugger Lisa.
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Treehugger Lisa is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the World's Largest Redwood content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Well-played, little one. A bit of hardball to increase your bargaining position. How does an offer of $5,000 sound?
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I'm not doing this for money.
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It's like negotiating with Donald Trump, without the veiled threats to wipe out Islam. How about I add 20,000 donuts?
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I don't want your filthy donuts! Besides, I already have all the premium characters. Except Lampwick. But really, who gives a crap about Lampwick?
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Silly little girl. Everyone knows Lampwick's better than Blue Funzo.
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| Task: "Make Burns Regret Having Purchased Lampwick". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Young lady, you're standing in the way of progress!
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Progress?
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My progress from living on a normal street to living somewhere where I don't have to interact with other human beings!
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I'm not letting this tree be gated in.
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Fine, you win. I won't gate in the tree.
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Really?
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Yep... You've made me realize there's a better way.
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Want to show Lisa the "better way"? The Wood Chipper is now available in the store.
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You're going to chop it down? But trees are one of our most valuable resources! Just ask any scientist.
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She's right.This tree is a major breakthrough! Its girth is far beyond anything ever seen in a science fair project.
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Which is why we must cut it down and look at its innards. Its rings will tell us something... although I forget what at the moment.
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| Task: "Make Treehugger Lisa Chain Herself to the Redwood". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 4 hours.
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Now that you see my resolve, you may as well give up.
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I'm a mayor, most of my job is rescheduling public construction projects.
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How about we try every Tuesday 4:00 pm, or Friday at lunch?
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But those are when two of my extra curricular activities are!
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Come on Lisa, you don't need those. You'll easily get into Vassar.
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Ugghh!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Treehugger Lisa's exclamation mark
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I guess I have no choice but to turn to the forces of darkness... So, what's the plan?
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I do find your methods inspiring. I think your plan needs just a little tweaking.
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I told everyone there's a bald eagle nest up there. Psychological manipulation is beautiful!
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My plan was NOT psychological manipulation!
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I didn't say it was. As I said, I'm just tweaking your plan.
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Come on, accept the inevitable: the gated community will be built, new residents will move in, and I'll use the property tax revenue to fund a decadent weeklong party spree in Mykonos.
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You might want to reconsider what side you're on. Because a lot of your constituents support this tree! Right guys?
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Wait, what happened? You all supported the tree!
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Sorry, one of the daughters of a prospective resident made me a vague, noncommittal romantic offer if I supported the gated community.
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And Mr. Burns said he could use my criminal skills in his accounting department.
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And I get to be the official supplier of botox and plastic surgery to the gated community.
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| Task: "Make Former Tree Supporters Support the Gated Community" (x4). The jobs take place at the World's Largest Redwood and take 3 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
| After tapping on Treehugger Lisa's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, redwood tree. I should have never planted you again. Thanks to me, you're doomed to be gated or chopped up.
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Not exactly! Gil Gunderson to the rescue!
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Sorry, Gil, but I don't need any second-rate premium decorations at "sale" prices that are barely different than the original price.
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I'm not selling anything! I'm here to help you defeat the rich people. Because as they say: if you can't join 'em, beat 'em!
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How in the world are you gonna help me?
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With over 10 years experience as a terrible real estate agent, I know a thing or two about what makes a property undesirable to buyers.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Question Her Sanity Taking Advice From Gil". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Treehugger Lisa's exclamation mark
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If you don't build another Krusty Burger here, I'll get my dad to never patronize Krusty Burger again.
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Fat chance! He's too lazy to go anywhere else.
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Exactly. So I'll teach him how to order pizza delivery from his MyPad.
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*GULP*
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| Task: "Make Krusty Plan a Krusty Burger Next to the Proposed Site". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 30 minutes.
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A Krusty Burger has been placed in your inventory.
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If you don't build another Kwik-E-Mart here, I'll get Bart to boycott Squishees.
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Without that revenue my kids would starve! You'd never be so cruel to innocent children.
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First we have to save the trees. Then we can worry about children.
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| Task: "Make Apu Plan a Kwik-E-Mart Next to the Proposed Site". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 30 minutes.
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A Kwik-E-Mart has been placed in your inventory.
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If you don't tell Lard Lad to build another donut shop here, I'll--
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Great idea!
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| Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Get a Lard Lads Next to the Proposed Site". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 30 minutes.
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How come they haven't started building Lard Lad Donuts yet?
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I over-estimated my ability to force people to do things at gunpoint.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Curse you! By building these riff-raff attracting establishments, you've caused all but one of the prospective home buyers to pull their offers!
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And I'd pull my offer but he won't take my calls.
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You can have your stupid tree back. Enjoy hanging out there with all the burger eaters, slushie sippers, and donut snarfers. Ewwwww.
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Excuse me, I have a wood chipper delivery for a "Mr. Burns."
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Return it. No longer needed.
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No wait! I'll take it!
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| Task: "Place Decoration "Woodchipper"".
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Tony, I've got a new job for you.
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In that case, I'll take two!
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| Task: "Place Second Decoration "Woodchipper"".
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Now I've got one for Legs AND one for Louie.
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How's that, boss?
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Nevermind.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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