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The Yellow Lotus/Quotes

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Season 36 Episode Quotes
769 "Bart's Birthday"
770
"The Yellow Lotus"
"Desperately Seeking Lisa" 771


Homer: Marge, I love when you grab my butt with your cold, stiff fingers.

Kent Brockman: The Yellow Lotus, a luxury, five-star resort, has opened its teakwood doors to Springfield's neediest minority: the wealthy elite.

Nick Callahan: Yeah, quick question. Is he mooning me?
Marge: The baby's behind speaks for us all when it says we should leave now!
Nick Callahan: Well, of course. You're not prisoners. But if you leave, you are breaking the law, and you'll end up in prison unless you sign this contract.

Kirk Van Houten: Another free breakfast, and all I had to do was risk death.

Nick Callahan: Homer, what is more important: to feel rich or to be rich?
Homer: To be rich!
Nick Callahan: Guess again.
Homer: To feel rich!
Nick Callahan: Exactly. Now sign.

Lindsey Naegle: Checkout time. Back away from the minibar.
Homer: Uh, excuse me. May I remind you we have accumulated 450 million points.
Lindsey Naegle: Which equals 20 minutes. Your stay is over.

Dr. Hibbert: We requested a sober room. No minibar. My wife has gone a whole year without a drink.
Bernice Hibbert: Oh, thank you, Julius. Please tell everybody. I won't mention how you have your nurse finish your operations so you can go play golf.

Shauna Chalmers: Welcome to the Yellow Lotus. I'm Shauna. You're Tasha.
Tasha: Yes, I know my name. Usually.

Homer: That woman's luggage gets a room, but we don't?! Is this why we defeated the Nazi zombies in Call of Duty: World at War?

Homer: Hey, how'd you get the key, boy?
Bart: The real question is not how did I get a key, but how did I get a machine that makes keys?
Homer: He's got you there, Marge.
Marge: I didn't ask anything.

Homer: Okay. Fine. One week. But if your wife turns up dead, even once, we're calling the cops.

Tasha: I see you're reading Barbra.
Marge: Yeah. After I put it in my suitcase, I had no room for anything else.
Tasha: I've got the audiobook. I had to delete all the photos on my phone so I'd have enough memory. Who needs my memories when I have Barbra's?

Marge: Bob married my sister for her money, and she has way less than you.
Tasha: Well, I've got an ironclad prenup. If we get divorced, Bob gets no money. Unless I'm murdered. But he told me that's just boilerplate.

Dr. Hibbert: I love you, Bernice. And we're not coming down until you're clean. Also, not until I figure out how to get this balloon back to land. [chuckles]

Sideshow Bob: Like all sociopaths, all I really needed was the love of a good woman. And the proper medication. Now all I want to do is smother you with kisses and set you ablaze with passion.
Season 36 Quotes
Bart's Birthday The Yellow Lotus Desperately Seeking Lisa Shoddy Heat Treehouse of Horror XXXV Women in Shorts Treehouse of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes
Disney+ Specials
O C'mon All Ye Faithful The Past and the Furious Yellow Planet
Unscheduled
The Beautiful Shame Marge and Homer and Moe and Maya Convenience Airways The Man Who Flew Too Much The Last Man Expanding Estranger Things Men Behaving Manly Bad Boys... for Life? Keep Chalm and Gary On