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The Man Who Flew Too Much/Quotes
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- Kent Brockman: Move over Los Angeles and Philadelphia. It's Springfield's turn to have its drunken sports fans climb streetlights and burn down the town.
- Reporter: Mayor, you've been accused of being a fair-weather fan for this team.
- Mayor Quimby: Not true. I am a dyed-in-the-wool fan of these...
- Bodyguard: [whispers] Bowlers.
- Mayor Quimby: Bowlers?! Really? People still do that?
- Reporter: So you don't mind that they say you're jumping on the bandwagon?
- Mayor Quimby: Let me just say, no one jumps later or harder than I. To the Pin Heads, eh... Pin Pals.
- Moe Szyslak: Anyhoo, I could never have made it without my very good friends, Homer, Carl, Flanders, and that new guy from Portugal whose, uh, name I forget.
- Homer: There's one word that defines this team. And that word isn't "can" or "might." That word is, uh, wait a minute. Cards out of order... Can't read my own writing here. Oh, okay, it's "will." Yes, we will!
- Chief Wiggum: All right folks, break it up. Unless you're jerkin' a gherkin, go on home.
- Homer: I love you all. Water my plants.
- Lisa: You don't have any plants.
- Homer: Then we're good. Bye.
- Barney Gumble: Overweight? How is that possible? Pilot, five passengers, five 14-pound balls...
- Carl Carlson: Uh, I wanted a little extra oomph, so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.
- Homer: Me, too. By which I mean I brought two 16-pound balls.
- Moe: Anyone else want to brag about their balls? I mean, seriously?
- Moe: Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name.
- Carl: It's Portuguese-what's-his-name, you idiot.
- Homer: [thinking] Huh? Well, look at that Flanders risking his own life to save another. Wow.
- Ned Flanders: Homer, could you get my water bottle?
- Homer: No.
- Moe: Hello, Moe speaking.
- Bart: Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson. First name, Homer.
- Moe: Oh, I recognize that voice. You ever call me again, you little puke, I'm gonna cut you up, use your intestines as violin strings, and play "Flight of the Bumblebee!" I'm gonna go Rimsky-Korsakov on yas.
- Bart: I'm just trying to find my dad.
- Moe: Yeah, right. Try looking in hell, hell boy!
- Grampa: I feel so much regret. I never got the chance to tell my son I loved him.
- Marge: Never? You're 87 years old.
- Grampa: Uh, it was on my "to do" list.
- Kent Brockman: Still no sign of the missing bowlers. And one thing I must say now, there is nothing a newscaster loves better than missing people, be they on a mountain, in a submarine, or, preferably, deep under rubble. Even if we know they're dead, we'll keep it quiet for a few days, just to keep the ratings up.
- Ned: My friends, if we just have faith in the good Lord who blew us to bits on the side of the mountain, we'll be okay.
- Barney: He's dead.
- Ned: No! No, he's not dead. H-He's just resting. Oh, Lord, you can't be this cruel.
- Barney: Sorry, man. I knew he was a goner a while ago, but I liked watching you carry him.
- Ned: We were gonna make s'mores. Now there'll just be s'nothing. [sniffles]
- Ned: Homer, I knew you had a heart.
- Homer: Just like the Cowardly Lion.
- Carl: He always had a heart. What he lacked was courage.
- Homer: And the Scarecrow lacked straw, right?
- Ned: No, he was nothing but straw.
- Homer: Wow. I'm looking at everything with new eyes. Just like the Tin Man.
- Ned: That's not what the Tin Man...
- Moe: All right, gentlemen, there's a subject we need to discuss. Now we've waited long enough, I'm just going to say it: It is time that we resorted to cannibalism. Mmm.
- Ned: What? No. Absolutely not.
- Moe: I'm not saying we eat him. I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten. If he gets frozen, we'll just end up with junk food, like his hair or his toenails.
- Bart: Patty and Selma? Oh, this day couldn't get any worse. Is what my dad would say if he were alive.
- Mona Simpson: My dear son, are you ready to join me?
- Homer: I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.
- Mona: Um... That's not exactly where I am. They are very hard on former left-wing radicals in the afterlife.
- Fausto: I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Well, you don't have to make a meal out of it.
- Fausto: Yi-yo-yu!
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