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Quotes

Season 25 Episode Quotes

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Lisa: Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms!

Marge: No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins."

Bart: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Lisa: That's not right.

Bart: Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.

Patty: Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya.

Marge: You're talking about my husband.

Patty: To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob.

Selma: Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir.

Chief Wiggum: Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?

Man on the phone: (slowly and clearly) A man with a gun is in my house.

Chief Wiggum: Gibberish.

Marge: Dear Christian god...

Lisa: Hey!

Marge: Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean.

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Annie Crawford: Agent Crawford, FBI.

Bart: You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.

Annie: Don't talk.

Homer: Okay.

Annie: I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.

Homer: Ooh.

Annie: I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know.

Homer: What was the first one again?

Annie: I see. You're stupid.

Homer: Hey. I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.

Annie: (gasps) You think I'm beautiful? Oh!

Homer: In a breaking-and-entering kind of way.

Annie: Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.

Lisa: We did it, Dad. We did it.

Homer: We sure did.

Lisa: You weren't shot.

Homer: No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with William Holden and... (snoring)

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Homerland • Treehouse of Horror XXIV • Four Regrettings and a Funeral • YOLO • Labor Pains • The Kid Is All Right • Yellow Subterfuge • White Christmas Blues • Steal This Episode • Married to the Blob • Specs and the City • Diggs • The Man Who Grew Too Much • The Winter of His Content • The War of Art • You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee • Luca$ • Days of Future Future • What to Expect When Bart's Expecting • Brick Like Me • Pay Pal • The Yellow Badge of Cowardge