Penny-Wiseguys/Quotes
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- Lisa: Mmm, tasty. Love the texture. What is it?
- Lunchlady Dora: Beetle mush.
- Lisa: But I'm a vegetarian!
- Lunchlady Dora: So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.
- Lisa: Really?
- Lunchlady Dora: Get real. There's bug parts in peanut butter. And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep. It's all here in this book.
- Bart: Lisa eats bugs!
- Homer: Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.
- Lisa: Bart, I can't eat bugs anymore. Please, please take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild.
- Bart: Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you got to be cool.
- Lisa: I'll be cool.
- Bart: But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.
- Lisa: He's there too?
- Homer: Dan!
- Dan Gillick: How do you keep finding me?
- Homer: You really should tweet less.
- Dan Gillick: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
- Dan Gillick: Sorry, guys. Emergency meeting at work.
- Apu: Oh, please, I am missing eight birthday parties for this!
- Moe: Just granny-throw it!
- Dan Gillick: Keep my ball.
