The War of Art/Quotes
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- Homer: Kettle corn. The heroin of the farmers' market.
- Marge: Oh, it looks great!
- (Homer walk to the living room and look at the new painting)'
- Homer: Well, to me, it looks like garbage salad. But that's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.
- Marge: But the Van Houtens are our friends.
- Homer: Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?
- Marge: All our friends are like that.
- Homer: Okay, Milhouse, the guys in back are shining up your new bike.
- Milhouse: And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?
- Marge: Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?
- Milhouse: I guess.
- Homer: "I guess"! You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.
- Milhouse: She is?!
- Lisa: She is?!
- Luann: We considered you our friends. We trusted you! I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!
- Marge: See what happens when we get greedy?!
- Homer: Honey, there's something I want to show you.
- Marge: An ATM receipt?
- Homer: I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.
- Marge: Five figures!
- Homer: With that painting, we could have what these people have: A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.
- Marge: I could write a check with today's date on it.
- Homer: That's the cushion.
