You Kent Always Say What You Want/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes

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Marge: Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist.

Bart: Dentist? You said we were going dirt biking through the cemetery.

Lisa: Oh, Bart. You keep falling for that one every six months.

Homer: Check it out, suckers! Marge is taking me dirt biking through the cemetery.

Lisa: No, dad. You're going to the dentist too.

Mother: [to her son, outside the dentist's office] Don't worry, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.

Homer: [screaming from inside the office] I don't even have a special tooth problem!

Kent: Now we meet a man who bought an ice-cream cone.

Kent: Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?

Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.

Nelson: Ha-ha! Your distinguished career is over!

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