The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes
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- [Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
- Lenny: I had a small speaking role.
- Carl: Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set.
- Lisa: Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?
- Lenny: Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book.
- [At the movie ...]
- Rod Flanders: I'm scared!
- Homer: Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater.
- [Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]
- [The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. Lisa comes out to talk to Homer.]
- Lisa: Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?
- Homer: Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!
- [A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]
- Homer: [nonchalantly] Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!
- Artie: Doesn't your father ever read to you?
- Lisa: [light-heartedly] He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. [suddenly serious] He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.
