MoneyBart/Quotes
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- Nelson Muntz: [to Bart and Lisa] Get a room, you two!
- Lisa: We're brother and sister!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My parents are, I think.
- Principal Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley.
- Lisa: I just saw a Yale sticker on a car!
- Dahlia Brinkley: I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began
- Lisa: I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club and started the school's recycling program. [Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]
- Dahlia: Nice. And?
- Lisa: Uh, that's it.
- Dahlia: Two clubs? That's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application
- Lisa: But I'm only in second grade.
- Dahlia: By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities.
- Skinner: Quite so, just take a look at her yearbook. [Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]
- Superintendent Chalmers: Wonderful year.
- Skinner: Same year we got new playground sand.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Yes it was.
- Skinner: Mm-hmm
- Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget -
- Homer: [Phone rings] Lisa, It's for you, Bart.
- Lisa: [On phone] Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
- Bart: No way!
- Ralph Wiggum: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!
- Lisa: Managers manage, and players play.
- Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
- Lisa: I don't know! Yes!
- Ralph: I'm scared!
