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Tipsy-Turvy

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Tipsy-Turvy
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Level 40
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Dewey Largo, Lisa, Milhouse, Smithers, Mr. Burns
Optional characters: Homer, Marge, Bart

Tipsy-Turvy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 40 content update. It requires Dewey Largo to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Dewey Largo's exclamation mark
Dewey Largo The Lotto 'n' Liquor has it all. If you feel lucky, there's Scratchers. If you feel unlucky, there's booze.
Lisa - Annoyed Mr. Largo, shouldn't you and Mr. Smithers be working on this year's band musical?
Lisa - Deadpan He writes the words, you do the music. You're Springfield Elementary's "Gilbert and Sullivan", if I may state the comic premise.
Dewey Largo That man is driving me bonkers! Every year he writes yet another musical about play-action figures.
Dewey Largo "Malibu Stacy: The Musical". "The Sergeant Activity Song Cycle". "Malibu Stacy's Hair: The Tribal Love Rock Musical". It's boring!
Dewey Largo Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide from you inside a liquor store.
Task: "Make Largo Scratch Scratchers and Guzzle Grigio". The job takes place at Lotto 'N' Liquor and takes 60 minutes.
Dewey Largo None of my lottery numbers panned out, but when you're drinking Chateau Bucharest 2014 from a 1 foot square cardboard box you're always a winner.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Skinner Dewey, Waylon, we're excited to hear your ideas for the band musical.
Smithers Well, Malibu Stacy gets a sleepover camper van--
Dewey Largo No! I refuse to do another Malibu Stacy musical.
Smithers I write what I love, and I love dressing her up.
Chalmers - Angry‎ Skinnnnerr! The band musical is our biggest fund raiser. Force the musicians to be artistic!
Dewey Largo Never! I want to do something grand, emotional, real...
Smithers - Sad Malibu Stacy IS grand. *sobs* So emotional too, damn you!
Dewey Largo Until Smithers comes up with something worthy of my artistry, no deal!
Dewey Largo Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pretend I'm conducting a middle school production of "Mamma Mia"
Task: "Make Largo Conduct Without an Orchestra". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Principal Skinner, can we practice our instruments while Mr. Largo works out his inner demons?
Skinner - Sad‎ I'm afraid not, Lisa. Without supervision, I can only allow you to play air instruments, such as air sax and ephemeral triangle.
Milhouse Finally, a kind of instrument my eyebrows can't get caught in.
Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Lisa and Milhouse Play Air Instruments". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad‎ Mr. Smithers and Mr. Largo are so angry at each other, I don't think they'll ever work together again.
Marge Maybe we can come up with something. Let's call a family meeting.
Marge You go tell your brother. I'll call Homer at Moe's and tell him to come home.
Lisa - Shocked‎ You think Dad will leave Moe's for a family meeting?
Marge He will if I say it's a plumbing emergency.
Lisa Like nacho cheese is coming out of the faucets?
Marge Exactly!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Lisa Call a Family Meeting". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Attend a Family Meeting" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Homer - Sad How could you fix the nacho cheese problem before I got home? Have you no mercy.
Lisa - Annoyed‎ Dad, please focus. Can you go talk to Mr. Smithers about Mr. Largo?
Homer - Annoyed‎ Sorry, but those two men have a right to their personal lives.
Lisa - Angry‎ Then I guess you'll just have to sell band candy to all your co-workers again.
Homer - Scared I will meddle in those men's lives until I have no strength left in my body.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Okay, let's start by getting Dewey and Waylon together on neutral ground, where they can be reminded of their shared love of music.
Homer I've got it -- Moe's Bar. When we get drunk we like to sing Van Halen songs really loud.
Homer - Happy Really loud, Marge.
Marge I was thinking King Toots. Of course, we'll have to fib a little to make the invitations more appealing.
Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor".
Task: "Make Lisa Drop Off an Invitation for Largo". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Drop Off an Invitation for Smithers". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Mr. Largo's exclamation mark
Dewey Largo Hmm. An invitation to attend a musical evening at King Toots. But will there be canapés?...
Dewey Largo Woo hoo! There will!
Smithers Hmm, a musical evening at King Toots... with a special guest, a world famous Diva!
Mr. Burns Don't be a fool, Smithers. It's obviously a trap.
Smithers Perhaps. But it's been baited with a cheese no Smithers can resist.
Task: "Build King Toot's".
Task: "Make Largo and Smithers Attend the Musical Evening". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 4 hours.
Lisa Mr. Largo, Mr. Smithers, welcome to King Toots. First I must tell you, there are canapés, but we only have a Diva impersonator...
Lady Homer ...Named "Homeretta!"
Lady Homer Now I shall sing a medley of various contemporary hits!
Smithers He's terrible, but even if someone is only pretending to be a Diva I'm ecstatic.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Mr. Smithers, Mr. Largo, I know you two can write a great musical. Mr. Smithers, isn't there a personal story you've always wanted to tell?
Smithers Well, there is one... about two people who've worked together for years.
Smithers One of them has fallen in love with the other one but can't find the courage to express how he feels.
Dewey Largo Waylon, I'm touched. That sounds wonderful – honest, adult, deep, moving...
Smithers There's also a subplot about Malibu Stacy washing her hair.
Dewey Largo I'm inspired! This will be our best collaboration ever. Now, you do all the hard work writing while I go party.
Marge Wow, Mr. Largo sounds just like a network executive.
Task: "Make Smithers Write a Second Grade Libretto". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Largo Go Out on the Town". The job takes place at Lotto 'N' Liquor and takes 24 hours.
Dewey Largo To the pinot grigio aisle!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Mr. Largo's exclamation mark
Dewey Largo Okay, let's hear the opening number for our new production: "FORSAKEN LOVE".
Smithers "I've thought of you, oh, lots and lots. / Your wrinkly skin, your liver spots... "
Smithers "I long to cuddle in your embrace. / And feel your cold lips on my face."
Dewey Largo Uh, that doesn't sound like me you're singing about.
Smithers Why would it?
Dewey Largo Well, you said you were longing for someone you'd worked with over the years.
Dewey Largo - Sad‎ I just assumed you meant... a certain conductor... but now I see you meant someone else.
Dewey Largo - Sad‎ Stupid Dewey. Stupid stupid stupid!
Task: "Make Largo Self-Loathe". The job takes 8 hours.
Lisa - Shocked Mr. Largo has run off in humiliation! Now what do we do?
Milhouse I'LL conduct! I've spent years studying. It's my turn to shine!
Milhouse - Sad Ow! I got a splinter from the conductor's baton! I'm passing out!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Alarmed‎ Mr. Largo, the show starts in fifteen minutes. You've got to come back and conduct it.‎
Dewey Largo - Sad I can't. I'm too embarrassed to face Waylon after I made such a fool of myself.
Lisa - Deadpan He won't be there. He had opening night jitters so he went home to give Mr. Burns a bath.‎
Dewey Largo - Sad‎ Insult to injury! Now I swear I will NEVER conduct that musical!
Chalmers - Worried Oh for Pete's sake. Do it or you're fired.‎
Dewey Largo The show must go on.‎
Task: "Make Largo Conduct "Forsaken Love: The Musical"". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa and Milhouse Perform in the Musical". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Take a Bath". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Bathe Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 3 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10

After tapping on Mr. Largo's exclamation mark
Dewey Largo The Daily Fourth Gradian has a review of our new musical.
Smithers - Sad Oh Lord, Janey wrote it. She's brutal!
Lisa - Annoyed "The part about two grown-ups who had love troubles, was, in this reviewer's opinion, icky."
Lisa "I was on the edge of my seat, however, when Malibu Stacy developed a devastating tangle while brushing her hair."
Lisa "Relief flooded through the audience after detangler was applied and the combing was safely continued."
Lisa - Happy "The song 'Now I Can Appear in a Fashion Show' was conducted with gusto and will long be hummed in the halls of Springfield Elementary."
Lisa - Happy "Rating: two and a half stars."
Dewey Largo It's a triumph! Congratulations, Smithers!
Smithers And you too, Largo.
Dewey Largo I'm filled with excitement. Children, let's learn the joys of music!
Task: "Make Largo Conduct the School Orchestra". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Perform in the School Orchestra". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Perform in the School Orchestra". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours.
Dewey Largo It's going to take me so much box wine to get through this.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20