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Kamp Bart

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For the character skin, see Kamp Bart.


Kamp Bart
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Level 32
Required characters: Kamp Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, Krusty

Kamp Bart is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
Milhouse Hey Bart, looks like we're cabinmates!
Kamp Bart More like condemned building-mates. I can't believe they expect us to sleep in this.
Lisa There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you'll end up on a crack.
Kamp Bart What are you doing here? This is the boy's cabin.
Lisa There's only one cabin and it's for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
Kamp Bart They're in our cabin?
Lisa In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.
Tasks: "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", and "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty". The tasks take place at Kamp Krusty and take 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa "Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty.
Lisa I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader.
Lisa amp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.
Lisa Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don't like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew.
Lisa Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.
Lisa Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa"
Task: "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so...
Kamp Bart There must be a shorter version of this.
Milhouse Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours.
Kamp Bart Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!
Kamp Bart You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
Martin Sorry I didn't join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I'm a coward.
Kamp Bart Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
Martin You mean, there's a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I'm craven?
Kamp Bart Whoa Dude -- didn't ask, don't tell.
Task: "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
Wiggum I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
Krusty They're sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
Wiggum Wait, they're bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you...
Krusty A Krusty doll? Aw, they're fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they'll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
Task: "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 8 hours.
Krusty Ay Karumba! They hate me!
Wiggum Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he's stomping out the fire.
Krusty Really?
Wiggum Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they're spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces...
Krusty Just stop describing!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After completing Kamp Bart Pt. 4
Brockman This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.
Brockman The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.
Brockman I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 5" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours.
Brockman Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?
Brockman I'll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
Kamp Bart I'm going for a swim, if you want to interview me you're gonna have to jump in the lake.
Brockman But... my hair... I didn't shell out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don't show my calves, I hate them.
When the task is completed
Brockman Bart, we've talked about videos, games, and what foods you think are gross, but I still don't know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
Kamp Bart Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?
Brockman You have to want something. Otherwise you're rioting for the sake of rioting.
Kamp Bart Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That's what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.
Brockman This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
Kamp Bart My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something to say!
Kamp Bart And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?
Kamp Bart Moon the world! Now chant with me...
Kamp Bart Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
Task: "Make Kamp Bart Go on an Rampage". The task takes 4 hours.
Quimby Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.
Quimby Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids.
Quimby I don't care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Hey hey, kids!
Kamp Bart hat are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don't you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
Krusty Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that's why I want to make it up to you.
Krusty I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
Lisa Omigod! In Paris?!
Krusty Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you're on a carefully dressed soundstage!
Kamp Bart That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
Krusty Don't mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable "vitamin" that'll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you'll be there!
Tasks: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6", "Make Kamp Bart Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Milhouse Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Lisa Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'" and "Make Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'". The tasks take place at Channel 6 and take 12 hours.
Kamp Bart Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense.
Lisa The colors were so vivid.
Milhouse The food was sooo delicious.
Krusty Yeah, now everyone take another "vitamin" and we'll fly you home and you'll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents' problem.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20