Step Brother from the Same Planet/Quotes
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736 "Step Brother from the Same Planet"
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- Terri Mackleberry: We're doing a photo scavenger hunt for Francine's birthday party.
- Janey Powell: We need a picture of something sad.
- Lisa: I wonder why I wasn't invited.
- Sherri Mackleberry: 'Cause you're a party narc who ruins everybody's fun.
- Lisa: What? When have I ever done that?
- Sherri: You once deflated a bouncy house 'cause you smelled mildew.
- Terri: You shut down a pool party 'cause the diving board wasn't code.
- Janey: You stopped a barbecue because the fire extinguishers were expired.
- Grampa: I left you tons of messages.
- Homer: I thought those were all butt-dials.
- Grampa: [first voice message] Homer, I've met someone... I'm in lo... [second voice message] Blythe and I are getting seri... [third voice message] I fell out of the senior van and I'm lost...
- Blythe: As Abe vibrated past, there was something inside him that called to me.
- Grampa: It was the bullet I fired into my foot during the war to get out of KP duty.
- Calvin: Felicitous greetings on this day to you. That's how this one guy talked in Star Trek when they went to a Shakespeare planet. It's how I'm saying hello these days.
- Homer: Oh, uh, hello-eth to you.
- Grampa: Here you go, sweetie. We made that chestnut stuffing I know you love.
- Blythe: Abe, you're feeding the thermostat again.
- Grampa: Homer, you've been complaining about Calvin for three days. Why are you so obsessed with him?
- Homer: What? I don't think about him at all. But did you notice how he asked to be excused? That speaks to a guilty conscience.
- Milhouse Van Houten: [on the phone with a fake voice] Oh, hello, Wendell's mom. Yes, I will remind him to wear his night guard, because I am another parent. [normal voice] Love you!
- Lisa: I am Lisa, bringer of fun. Driest of blankets.
- Calvin: Do you ever tell him how he makes you feel?
- Lisa: Kinda. I stuck him in the worst nursing home I could find. Figured he'd read between the lines.