Pray Anything/Quotes
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- Barney: If it weren't for Alcoholics Anonymous, I'd still be sucking the juice out of glow sticks.
- Marge: Homer, this housewarming party has been going on for a few days, please sent these people home.
- Moe: You can't kick us out, I just made a Cornish Game Hen with chestnut stuffing.
- [Marge and Homer stare at him not believing what he says.]
- Moe: Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with spam?
- [Marge and Homer still don't believe him.]
- Moe: Would you believe a rat filled of cough drops?
- Flanders: (speaking of Homer) It's his skull. It's hypnotic.
- Mrs. Lovejoy: Oh, it's not so bad.We'll be staying with the Flanders'.
- Ned Flanders: ...And, Rev, you'll be bunking with me.
- Marge: Homer, aren't you afraid you might be...? I don't know, incurring God's wrath?
- Homer: Eh. God's cool.
- Marge: See, I don't know that he is.In the Bible, he's always smiting and turning people into salt.
- God: Keep that popcorn chicken coming, colonel.
