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Season 20 Episode Quotes
438 "Father Knows Worst"
439
"Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
"Four Great Women and a Manicure" 440


Marge: [referring to sciencewater] The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking E. E. Cummings.

Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on.
Ralph Wiggum: Class, in what year was one plus one?
[No one says anything.]
Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]

Lisa: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.
Homer: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!

City inspector: [flips coin] Call it, friendo.
Homer: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!
[coin falls on its side]
City Inspector: Well played.

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!

Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.

Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
Homer: C'mon boy, be cool!
Bart: [sighs]
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!

Marge: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!

[Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]
Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.

City inspector: Go, Dog. Go!, pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the apartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.
Homer: Oh, thank you, friendo!
City inspector: I am not your friendo.
Homer: But I thought...

Bart: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.
Milhouse Van Houten: [in the dumpster back of the Kwik-E-Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!

Cookie Kwan: Ah, so cheap eh?
Homer: [bows, in Asian accent] Ahso sheepay to you!
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Lost Verizon Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Treehouse of Horror XIX Dangerous Curves Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words MyPods and Boomsticks The Burns and the Bees Lisa the Drama Queen Take My Life, Please How the Test Was Won No Loan Again, Naturally Gone Maggie Gone In the Name of the Grandfather Wedding for Disaster Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Father Knows Worst Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh Four Great Women and a Manicure Coming to Homerica