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Season 14 Episode Quotes
300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
301
"Pray Anything"
"Barting Over" 302


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Barney: If it weren't for Alcoholics Anonymous, I'd still be sucking the juice out of glow sticks.

Marge: Homer, this housewarming party has been going on for a few days, please sent these people home.
Moe: You can't kick us out, I just made a Cornish Game Hen with chestnut stuffing.
[Marge and Homer stare at him not believing what he says.]
Moe: Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with spam?
[Marge and Homer still don't believe him.]
Moe: Would you believe a rat filled of cough drops?

Flanders: (speaking of Homer) It's his skull. It's hypnotic.

Mrs. Lovejoy: Oh, it's not so bad.We'll be staying with the Flanders'.
Ned Flanders: ...And, Rev, you'll be bunking with me.

Marge: Homer, aren't you afraid you might be...? I don't know, incurring God's wrath?
Homer: Eh. God's cool.
Marge: See, I don't know that he is.In the Bible, he's always smiting and turning people into salt.

God: Keep that popcorn chicken coming, colonel.
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues