To Surveil with Love/Quotes

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Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!

Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?

[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]

Milhouse: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?

Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary, now scram!

[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]

Chief Wiggum: "Now just follow a little formula called PB&J, pear at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the single most important rule is the four 'a's, Always Act According to ABC."

Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar."

Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."

Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"

Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]

Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99."

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