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Season 21 Episode Quotes
442 "Homer the Whopper"
443
"Bart Gets a "Z""
"The Great Wife Hope" 444


[The Answer commercial]
My life was over.
I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
And then I found...
The Answer.
SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
who hid it under a rock
where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
where it was found by Pat Sajak.
These great men knew The Answer.
The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
Learn The Answer, and change your life.
Available wherever dubious,
quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.

[Bart visits Mrs. Krabappel]
Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.

Bart: Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits.

Mrs. Krabappel: [in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
Milhouse Van Houten: Safety.
Unknown kid: Emergencies.
Unknown kid: |Safety.
Jimbo Jones: Educational.

Mr. Largo: Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.
[Mrs. Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]
Mrs. Krabappel: [To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey. I'll get you off Broadway..
Mr. Largo: [Horrified] Never!
Principal Skinner: [holds Mrs Krabappel's hand] Edna let's go.

Bart: [to Mrs Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
Mrs. Krabappel: [shocked] You did What?!
Bart: Please, don't kill me!
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender