Million Dollar Maybe/Quotes
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"Million Dollar Maybe"
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- Lisa: You guys will be the hit of cousin Valerie's wedding reception!
- Bart: Can I just ask, who the hell says po-tah-to?
- Homer: Songwriters who are stuck.
- Marge: Homie, I'm still a little nervous about performing in front of all those people.
- Homer: Don't worry, sweetie. With me at your side, our toast will do just what it's supposed to: Steal focus from the bride
- Mr. Burns: Oh, I feel like I'm mashing the tufty on the links at St. Andrew's!
- Waylon Smithers: Sir, your cheeks are ruddy! Did you eat a sugar cube when I wasn't watching?
- Mr. Burns: No, it's all thanks to this self-powered experience approximater!
- Lisa: I've never seen Mr. Burns this happy. Just think what that game could do for grampa and his friends!
- Carl Carlson: If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.
- Homer: Hey, any part of a cookie you can't eat is just a waste of time.
- Homer: Here I am a millionaire, and I can't even help the woman who gave birth to me.
- Barney Gumble: Why don't you just buy things your family needs, and leave them where they'll find them?
- Homer: Oh, Barney, that's brilliant!
- Bart: Okay, let me get this straight: You got all this moola, legitimately, but you're too scared to do anything fun with it?
- Homer: Son, if I was interested in fun, I would've run away the day you were born.
- Bart: Look, man, you've got to enjoy yourself a little. You work hard, or at least you're out of the house a lot.
- Homer: You're right. I have been acting like telethon Jerry Lewis when I should've been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis.
