Moe Letter Blues/Quotes
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- Moe: [sneezes and looks an offscreen cameraman] Hey, get the camera off of me. I'm narrating here.
- Reverend Lovejoy: Think back, Homer. When did you realize Marge was checked out like a Harry Potter book at the public library? Think back, think back, think back. [Homer just remembers himself as a baby who was touching a crib's bars with a rattle back and forth] Not that far back.
- Manjula: [to Apu] What a great father, I say sarcastically! [drives off]
- Apu: [remarks] If only that mark on your forehead was an off button!
- Ride Operator: Teacup? How'd that get in there? Question me, you rutabaga brain, I'll take your eyeball and make soup out of it."
[Apu and Homer are waiting for Reverend Lovejoy's flashback about what he did with his wife Helen
- Homer: The ferry will be back in ten minutes. It'll take us home to find out the truth.
- Apu: The truth.
- Ralph: [pops out next to Reverend Lovejoy] The roof!
- Otto: Okay, Reverend, your place is next.
- Kirk: Actually, Milhouse and I are next.
- Otto: Huh. There's no suspension at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady. [to Milhouse] Sorry, kid.
- Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
