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	Season 25 Episode Quotes
← 533 "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"	534 "YOLO"	"Labor Pains" 535 →

Marge: Feels like this playdate's gone on forever.

Homer: I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send.

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Homer: (Whispers to Marge) If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can.

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Skinner: I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting!

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Marge: (Introduce to Eduardo) I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.

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Homer: Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?

Eduardo: I cannot imagine such a creature.

Bart: Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?

Homer: Did you just fart, sir.

Bart: Whatever.

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Homerland • Treehouse of Horror XXIV • Four Regrettings and a Funeral • YOLO • Labor Pains • The Kid Is All Right • Yellow Subterfuge • White Christmas Blues • Steal This Episode • Married to the Blob • Specs and the City • Diggs • The Man Who Grew Too Much • The Winter of His Content • The War of Art • You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee • Luca$ • Days of Future Future • What to Expect When Bart's Expecting • Brick Like Me • Pay Pal • The Yellow Badge of Cowardge