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Bindle There, Done That
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| Bindle There, Done That
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Bindle There, Done That is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 42 content update. It requires Lampwick to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
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G. Rover Cripes! Springfield?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?
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Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!
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It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky Mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be…
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…dead?
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That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!
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There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all.
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So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remember the questions.
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Task: "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding-Dong?
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You rang, mis amigos?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
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When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.
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Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.
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If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.
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Did you ever do any of those strange words?
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Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!
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You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond.
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You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.
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Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water…
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No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.
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We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!
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Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.
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Task: "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 10 hours.
Task: "Make Children Visit Lampwick" (x4). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 5 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!
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*Ahem…yes.* Bindle off limits.
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What's a bindle?
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You're holding a phone. Look it up.
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| After completing the tasks
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No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.
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You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!
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Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—
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Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.
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Being a valued member of a community is worthless.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Visit Lampwick" task are:
| Lisa, Milhouse, Bart, Martin, Nelson, Ralph, Comic Book Guy, Sherri & Terri, Dolph, Jimbo, Shauna, and Kearney
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
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What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.
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Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.
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Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting “Ooggitty boogitty!”
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Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!
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I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 2 hours.
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| After starting the job
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May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?
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Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.
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| After finishing the task
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Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!
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Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.
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Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
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Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.
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Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people
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You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America.
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Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.
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You think this is the life I wanted?
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If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.
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No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.
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Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!
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Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.
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So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly… an “oboh”?
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That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.
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The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an “oqoy”.
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Wanna know how to pronounce “oqoy”? It's “LAMPWICK!”
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| Task: "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". The job takes 24 hours.
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All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?
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The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're “poo6”!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
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I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.
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One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend.
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Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.
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Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best…of whoever is willing to pay for it?
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Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!
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| Task: "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?
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What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?
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You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all.
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They are how you are even here!
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Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.
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Quest reward:  6 and 10
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