| Herb Stomp
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Herb Stomp is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 55 content update. It requires Herb Powell to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark
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Herb! Why didn't you call and tell me you were coming to town?
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I did, last week. And yesterday. And this morning.
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Heck, news that I was coming leaked to the Internet months ago!
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So what brings you all the way here from Detroit?
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I just needed to be in a town that doesn't look like it was leveled by an explosion.
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Actually, Springfield WAS leveled by an explosion.
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Yeah, I'm seeing it now. But it's still better than Detroit.
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Well I'm glad you're here. This will give us a chance to finally hang out together!
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It sure will.
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| Task: "Make Herb Make Excuses to Avoid Hanging Out With Grampa". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark
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Look at all this underdevelopment. Springfield is ripe for a new business. I just have to figure out what business to start.
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With your fancy business school degree, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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Business school is mostly just partying with other people who are good looking but not good looking enough to be actors.
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But who knows, maybe I learned something useful. Hmmmmm....
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| Task: "Make Herb Try to Think of Something Useful He Learned in Business School". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark
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Did you come up with anything?
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Well, I did learn how to pick up undergrads by buying them craft cocktails.
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But anything business-related?
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No. I'll just have to do what B-school grads always do.
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Repurpose an old idea and call it original.
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| Task: "Make Herb Go Through Old Business Ideas". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark
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I think I've got it! The next Big Thing!
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Yeah? What is it
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I'll tell you in private, where there aren't any B-school grads listening.
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Remember my baby translator?
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Yeah?
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Why are you saying that with a question mark? That's my idea.
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Oh. Well... uh... that's a great idea, son! I'm so proud of you!
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Really? Now that you like it, I'm not so sure...
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| Task: "Make Herb Tweak His Business Idea". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark
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I've done it again! Or for the first time... I'm not exactly sure. But I've done it. I give you the Baby Translator 2.0!
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Ooh, like that Tosh show! But how is it different than the one you made me buy years ago?
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Well, I reverse the polarity of the capacitors -- don't look up if that makes sense -- to make it run in reverse.
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So instead of translating baby talk into adult, it translates adult talk to babies.
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It's brilliant, I'm so proud of you.
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Ugh. You're right, it's a terrible idea.
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| Task: "Make Herb Feel Ashamed of His Father's Pride". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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Well, you'll be happy to know that I bailed on my reverse baby-translator idea.
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Actually, that kind of disappoints me.
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Finally! I gave the patent to my old B-school professor. He's going to use it to translate his lectures into baby.
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That way people can finally send babies to business school.
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What's the point of sending babies to business school?
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What's the point of sending anyone to business school?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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