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Sushi Ralph
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| Sushi Ralph
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Sushi Ralph is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 52 content update. It requires The Happy Sumo to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
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Now Ralphie, apparently you are aging out of day care and our attempts to make you a latchkey kid have failed horribly.
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Keys taste delicious but I don't like what they unlock in my tummy.
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Luckily for us, the Happy Sumo has opened up this unpaid sushi internship for kids.
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It sounds like this program breaks any number of laws, but I'm no expert in what's legal and illegal, so I'll just focus on the positive - all the free ginger I can eat!
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| Task: "Make Ralph Drop off a Resume". The job takes place at The Happy Sumo and takes 10 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Let me examine you, Ralph. Such a blank stare, such tender fingers softened from years spent inside the nose. And is that a never closed fontanelle?
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Oh yeah. I know it's tempting, but the doctor said try not to poke it with a chopstick. Each time you do, Ralphie loses another word.
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Ralph, what are you thinking right now?
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...Pass!
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In Japan, sushi chefs spend years meditating to achieve an empty mind. Your son was born with it. He will be a master!
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| Task: "Make Ralph Prepare Sushi". The job takes place at The Happy Sumo and takes 3 hours.
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Such fine sashimi - how did you learn how to use a knife like this, Wiggum-san?
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I'm not allowed to use a knife because I forget which end to hold. I used safety scissors.
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I have chosen wisely! Wiggum-san, you are a prodigy! I am proud of you, my apprentice.
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Prood? Pruud? Proud? What does that mean? I've never heard it before. Or I lost it from a chopstick poke.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Hear that, folks, my boy is a prodigy. He brings honor to the family name. I should've known – Wiggum's Gaelic for unisex fish genitals.
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In honor of what I can only assume will be his greatest accomplishment, all the sushi you can eat! Paid for by the Springfield Police Department.
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Isn't the police department funded by the taxpayers, meaning this meal will be paid for by us?
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Shhh, little girl. Here's a cucumber roll.
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It's so good! Finally, a vegetarian dish I don't have to lie about liking.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Eat Sushi" (x10). The jobs take place at The Happy Sumo and take 2 hours.
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Yar, this is the freshest sushi I've ever eaten, and once a fish committed suicide by jumping into me mouth.
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Why, I'm eating fish and it isn't even Friday. It's so good I don't even care that I'm breaking the 138th secret commandment.
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This fish is guilty... of being delicious. I demand to see the chef in my chambers.
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Like a lotus blossom floats on the water, so will I raise my prices.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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My stomach feels t-t-terribly wrong.
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Yar, me belly's heavin' like a dinghy lost at sea. Or like a man makin' a metaphor before he pukes.
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I don't feel so good either.
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Alright, that's it, we're going to see Dr. Hibbert.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Get Stomach Pumped" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield General Hospital and take 2 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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Why, all of these people have been poisoned. Food poisoned!
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Oh no, it must be Ralph and the Happy Sumo. I knew it was too good to be true.
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| After finishing the task
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Looks like it was tainted Krusty Burgers... which apparently everyone in town ate after their sushi because pieces of raw fish on rice just don't really fill you up.
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I wish you had told me that before I fell upon my sword to defend my honor. Little help, please?
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Wait, I didn't eat any Krusty Burger last night. Why do I still feel sick?
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Mr. Simpson, after pumping your stomach we found several Krusty Burgers, some still in their wrappers. We also found six pounds of shrimp scampi, $8.50 in loose change, and-
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Alright, alright, you've made your point. Now I'll take my $8.50 and my shrimp scampi and be on my way.
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Seriously, I could really use some medical attention.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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