Dude, Where's My Ranch?/Quotes
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"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
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- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: His name is Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
- Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
- David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
- Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
- David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
- David and Homer: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
- Homer: If you despise polite left-handers
- Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
- [Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio.]
- Todd: That's us!
- Rod: Hooray!
- Crowd: F-L-A!
- Apu: His name is Ned
- Crowd: D-R-S!
- Apu: He's so white bread!
- Church Chorus: The smiling mustached geek who walks with God!
- [The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns.]
- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
- [Hounds chase away the Simpsons.]
- Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
- Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
- Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
- Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
- Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
- Lisa: [looking at brochure] Or we could go to Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village.
- Homer: And fight the crowds? Forget it.
- Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
- David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! [sings]
- Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
- Homer: [crying] Those poor hats!
- Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! [stands up] Daddy, I need upsies!
- Homer: Coming sweetie!
- [Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead.]
- [Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids.]
- Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
- Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
- Marge: Homer, those are elk!
- Homer: Well I still hate 'em. [shouting at elk] Go back to Pittsburgh!
- [Elk shy away.]
