You Kent Always Say What You Want/Quotes
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- Marge: Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist.
- Bart: Dentist? You said we were going dirt biking through the cemetery.
- Lisa: Oh, Bart. You keep falling for that one every six months.
- Homer: Check it out, suckers! Marge is taking me dirt biking through the cemetery.
- Lisa: No, dad. You're going to the dentist too.
- Mother: [to her son, outside the dentist's office] Don't worry, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.
- Homer: [screaming from inside the office] I don't even have a special tooth problem!
- Kent: Now we meet a man who bought an ice-cream cone.
- Homer: I've never been to war, but I imagine it felt just like your first kill. The happiness swept me away! [accidentally spills hot coffee on Kent Brockman's pants]
- Kent Brockman: Aaaahhh! That hurt like a mother-[bleep noise].
- Kent: Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?
- Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.
- Nelson: Ha-ha! Your distinguished career is over!
