Alone Again, Natura-Diddily/Quotes
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"Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
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- Moe: Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
- Ned: Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that.
- Moe: I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
- Ned: What are you saying!?
- Moe: What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?
- Homer: From now on, I will say 'I love you' or 'You're special' before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?
- Lisa: Dad, why are you taping Flanders?
- Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
- Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
- Maude: I like to look at the poor people in the infield.
- [Maude looks at Brandine and Cletus, who are at the infield.]
- Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
- Cletus: Now, honey, they's my parents too!
- [A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
- Homer: I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
- Ralph Wiggum: Mommy has bosoms like that!
- Chief Wiggum: [sarcastically] Yeah, I wish.
