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- Marge: Feels like this playdate's gone on forever.
- Homer: I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send.
- Homer: (Whispers to Marge) If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can.
- Skinner: I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting!
- Marge: (Introduce to Eduardo) I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.
- Homer: Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?
- 'Eduardo: I cannot imagine such a creature.
- Bart: Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?
- Homer: Did you just fart, sir.
- Bart: Whatever.