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Marge: [referring to sciencewater] The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking E. E. Cummings.

Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on.

Ralph: Class, in what year was one plus one?

[No one says anything.]

Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!

[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]

Lisa: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.

Homer: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!

City Inspector: [flips coin] Call it, friendo.

Homer: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!

[coin falls on its side]

City Inspector: Well played.

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!

Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.

Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.

Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?

Homer: C'mon boy, be cool!

Bart: [sighs]

Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!

Marge: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.

Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!

[Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]

Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.

City Inspector: Go, Dog. Go!, pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.

Homer: Oh, thank you, friendo!

City Inspector: I am not your friendo.

Homer: But I thought...

Bart: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.

Milhouse: [in the dumpster back of the Kwik-E-Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!

Cookie Kwan: Ah, so cheap eh?

Homer: (bows, in Asian accent) Ahso sheepay to you!