Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XIV/Quotes"
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:''[Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.]'' | :''[Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.]'' | ||
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Did a shark do that? | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Did a shark do that? | ||
| − | {{qf|Frink, Jr}} Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion. | + | {{qf|[[Jonathan Frink|Frink, Jr]]}} Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion. |
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| − | :''[Hanging from a noose]'' | + | :''[Hanging from a noose.]'' |
{{qf|[[Moe]]}} If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV. | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV. | ||
:''[Pizza boy comes in.]'' | :''[Pizza boy comes in.]'' | ||
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{{qf|Moe}} The money's on the counter… No tip. | {{qf|Moe}} The money's on the counter… No tip. | ||
{{qf|Pizza boy}} Aw, you miserable bastard! | {{qf|Pizza boy}} Aw, you miserable bastard! | ||
| − | {{qf|Moe}} That's why I'm up here. ''[looks at his watch again | + | {{qf|Moe}} That's why I'm up here. ''[looks at his watch again]'' |
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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made {{w|NASCAR}} racing exciting! |
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper! | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! You've become the new [[Grim Reaper]]! |
{{qf|Homer}} No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! ''[the robe sucks in his groin]'' Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already! | {{qf|Homer}} No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! ''[the robe sucks in his groin]'' Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Professor Frink, Sr.}} I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick. | + | {{qf|[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.|Professor Frink, Sr.]]}} I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick. |
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| − | :''[To Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine.]'' | + | :''[To [[Skinner|Seymour]], after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine.]'' |
{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Lost your spine, huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me. | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Lost your spine, huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Do you realize what this means? | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Do you realize what this means? |
{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Yeah, but you say it first. | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Yeah, but you say it first. | ||
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- [Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.]
- Lisa: Did a shark do that?
- Frink, Jr: Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion.
- [Hanging from a noose.]
- Moe: If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV.
- [Pizza boy comes in.]
- Pizza boy: Pizza!
- Moe: The money's on the counter… No tip.
- Pizza boy: Aw, you miserable bastard!
- Moe: That's why I'm up here. [looks at his watch again]
- Homer: Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting!
- Lisa: Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper!
- Homer: No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! [the robe sucks in his groin] Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already!
- Professor Frink, Sr.: I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick.
- [To Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine.]
- Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine, huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.
- Adult Bart: Wait! When people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us!
- Adult Milhouse: Yeah… and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi Worms. [swallows a bunch of Gummi Worms] I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.
- Lisa: Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?
- Homer: Let the baby have her bottle.
