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{{qf|[[Lenny]] and [[Carl]]}} F-L-A! | {{qf|[[Lenny]] and [[Carl]]}} F-L-A! | ||
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} His name is Ned! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} His name is Ned! | ||
{{qf|Lenny and Carl}} E-R-S! | {{qf|Lenny and Carl}} E-R-S! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} It's a stupid name! It's worse than | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or {{W|Julius No|Dr. No-o-o-o-o}}! |
{{qf|{{Ch|David Byrne}}}} You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His [[Leftorium]] is an emporium of WOE! | {{qf|{{Ch|David Byrne}}}} You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His [[Leftorium]] is an emporium of WOE! | ||
{{qf|Lenny and Carl}} F-L-A! | {{qf|Lenny and Carl}} F-L-A! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}}: If you despise polite left-handers | {{qf|Homer}}: If you despise polite left-handers | ||
{{qf|Ned}}: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd | {{qf|Ned}}: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd | ||
| − | :''[Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio]'' | + | :''[Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio.]'' |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Todd]]}} That's us! |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Rod]]}} Hooray! |
{{qf|Crowd}} F-L-A! | {{qf|Crowd}} F-L-A! | ||
{{qf|[[Apu]]}} His name is Ned | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} His name is Ned | ||
{{qf|Crowd}} D-R-S! | {{qf|Crowd}} D-R-S! | ||
{{qf|Apu}} He's so white bread! | {{qf|Apu}} He's so white bread! | ||
| − | {{qf|Church Chorus}} The smiling | + | {{qf|Church Chorus}} The smiling mustached geek who walks with God! |
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| − | :''[The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns]'' | + | :''[The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns.]'' |
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds... | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds... | ||
| − | :''[Hounds chase away the Simpsons]'' | + | :''[Hounds chase away the Simpsons.]'' |
{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Should I call them off sir? | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Should I call them off sir? | ||
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} No, no. It's their Christmas too. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} No, no. It's their Christmas too. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Radio}} Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear | + | {{qf|Radio}} Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear {{w|William Shatner}}'s version of ''[[Everybody Hates Ned Flanders]]''! |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''Another'' cover? My god, let it die! | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''Another'' cover? My god, let it die! | ||
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! ''[stands up]'' Daddy, I need upsies! | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! ''[stands up]'' Daddy, I need upsies! | ||
{{qf|Homer}}: Coming sweetie! | {{qf|Homer}}: Coming sweetie! | ||
| − | :''[Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead]'' | + | :''[Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead.]'' |
| − | :''[Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids]'' | + | :''[Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids.]'' |
{{qf|Cowboy 1}} Well, he sure shut us up! | {{qf|Cowboy 1}} Well, he sure shut us up! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats! | {{qf|Homer}} Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Homer, those are ''elk''! | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, those are ''elk''! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Well I still hate 'em. ''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well I still hate 'em. ''[shouting at elk]'' Go back to [[Pittsburgh]]! |
| − | :''[Elk shy away]'' | + | :''[Elk shy away.]'' |
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- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: His name is Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
- Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
- David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
- Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
- David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
- David and Homer:: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
- Homer:: If you despise polite left-handers
- Ned:: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
- [Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio.]
- Todd: That's us!
- Rod: Hooray!
- Crowd: F-L-A!
- Apu: His name is Ned
- Crowd: D-R-S!
- Apu: He's so white bread!
- Church Chorus: The smiling mustached geek who walks with God!
- [The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns.]
- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
- [Hounds chase away the Simpsons.]
- Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
- Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
- Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
- Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
- Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
- Lisa: [looking at brochure] Or we could go to Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village.
- Homer: And fight the crowds? Forget it.
- Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
- David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! [sings]
- Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
- Homer: [crying] Those poor hats!
- Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! [stands up] Daddy, I need upsies!
- Homer:: Coming sweetie!
- [Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead.]
- [Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids.]
- Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
- Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
- Marge: Homer, those are elk!
- Homer: Well I still hate 'em. [shouting at elk] Go back to Pittsburgh!
- [Elk shy away.]
