Difference between revisions of "Days of Future Future/Quotes"
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:'''Marge:''' Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him. | :'''Marge:''' Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him. | ||
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| − | :'''Moe:''' | + | :'''Moe:''' Hey, Bart, what'll it be? |
| + | :'''Bart:''' A tall beer and no judgmental women. | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' Mom, I got to know. Once and for all, what is the secret? Why did you stay with Dad so long? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Until I was eight, I thought he was a magical gorilla. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it. | ||
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- Marge: Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself.
- Homer: I'm as healthy as a horse.
- Marge: Horses only live 30 years.
- Homer: All that's left are clever last words.
- Reverent Lovejoy: And so we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson. Beloved husband, father and poorly informed sports fan.
- Lenny: All he did was yell "traveling" at the screen.
- Lisa: Oh... Dad, you're back! Just in time for my recital.
- Homer #2: Somebody kill me.
- Bart: That man sure loved potato salad.
- Lovejoy: We are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another Homer Simpson. Beloved father, precious memories, local character, et cetera.
- Homer: Yo. Where's my body?
- Frink: Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!
- Marge: After 35 years of wifely obedience, I'm married to a face on a screen.
- Homer: Not exactly fun and games for me, either, Marge.
- Marge: (Angrily yell at Homer) No. I'm throwing you out of the house. You can live with your no-good son.
- Bart: Hey. What did I do?
- Marge: Nothing for 30 years. You're perfect for each other.
- Bart: You know, Dad really misses you.
- Marge: Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him.
- Moe: Hey, Bart, what'll it be?
- Bart: A tall beer and no judgmental women.
- Lisa: Mom, I got to know. Once and for all, what is the secret? Why did you stay with Dad so long?
- Bart: Until I was eight, I thought he was a magical gorilla.
- Marge: Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it.
