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The thirty-ninth content update, known as the Christmas 2013 Event, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a event which was released on December 10, 2013. The Currency in this event are Gift Cards and Gift Bags, and there will be 5 Community Prizes^[1]

Characters

Image Name Unlock message Mr. Costington The Yes Guy Community Prize: requires two billion to have been collected. 150px Snow Monster Christmas Raccoon The Grumple Special Character: It will unlock on Christmas Eve (December 24th, 2013)[2] Ebenezer Burns Community Prize: requires one and a half billion to have been collected. Santa Flanders Plow King Candy Kevin

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Santa's Workshop Costington's Mr. Costington Egg Nog Bar 0s 250 Generating Spin Token Helter Shelter You Spin Me Round ClausCo You Spin Me Round Happy Little Elves Ride Springfield Skating Rink Springfield Mall

Decorations

Image Name Costs Backwater Brewery 25 Jet Engine Bike 30 Devil Float 40 Present Depot Free Elf Home 60 File:Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 4.png Lamp Post Festive 385 Festive Candy Cane 450 Festive Nutcracker 425 Festive Lawn Angel 750 Festive Hot Drink Stand 1,200 Festive Trash Can Fire 3 Santa's Little Helper Snowdog 20 Snowball Snowcat 20 Grampa Snowman 20 Festive Lawn Bell 425 Festive Fancy Lawn Bell 425

Returning items

Several items from the Christmas 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.

Buildings

Image Name Costs Santa's Village

Decorations

Image Name Costs Holiday Tree 75 1,500 Homer Snowman 20 Bart Snowman 20 Lisa Snowman 20 Marge Snowman 20 Maggie Snowman 20 Reindeer 20

Prizes

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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013 event prize system.

Personal Prizes

Image Object Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting Egg Nog Bar 250 or ??? Holiday Tree 1,500 or ??? Springfield Mall 3,000 or 75 Elf Home 6,000 or 90 Springfield Skating Rink 10,000 or 110 Happy Elves Ride 14,000 or ??? Christmas Raccoon 18,000 or 175 Santa Flanders 22,000 or ??? Plow King's Plow 26,000 or 250 Costington's 30,000 or 310

Once the player has received all prizes, they receive a free Spin Token for every 1,000 they acquire.

Community Prizes

Community Prizes was back again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013, rewarding the players every billions they, overall, collect. There is five Community Prizes.

Image Building Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting 100px Krusty Themed Totem Pole 450,000,000 Santa's Workshop 1,000,000,000 Ebenezer Burns 1,500,000,000 The Yes Guy 2,000,000,000 Candy Cane Power Plant 2,400,000,000

Giveaway Wheel

The Giveaway Wheel is a prize wheel. A chance on the wheel cost a spin token and you can use the wheel after you have collect your first spin tooken. The wheel give you one of ten prizes. You can only win prizes you don’t have yet or 1,000 or gift cards.

Prizes

Prize(s) Odds Claus Co 275 ~1.56% Christmas Flanders House Christmas Van Houten House Christmas White House Christmas Muntz House Christmas Skinner House 1,000 ~20.22% Snow Monster 250 ~1.68% Christmas Brown House Christmas Purple House Christmas Pink House Christmas Orange House 1,000 ~20.22% Helter Shelter 225 ~2.25% Christmas Simpsons House Christmas Cletus Farm Christmas Blue House Christmas Willie's Shack Christmas Krabappel Apartment 1,000 ~20.22% Ice God 150 ~2.25% Marge Snowman Maggie Snowman Homer Snowman Snowball II Snowcat 50 ~13.48% Mr. Plow Plow King 100 ~5.05% Lisa Snowman Grampa Snowman Bart Snowman Santa's Little Helper Snowdog 50 ~13.48%

Mechanics

Two new mechanics were added to the game. The first is a character locator. At the top left of the screen, there is a face of a character. Clicking on that will take you to the character. The face will then change to another character.

Second is an easier way to navigate through friends. When you're in a friend's Springfield, there are two arrows in the bottom left of the screen, one pointing left and one pointing right. Clicking these will take to the previous or next Springfield on your friends list.

Jobs that pay out gift cards

Note: This list is incomplete.

Gift Card Tasks Character Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Visible? Permanent Lisa Make Snow Angels 6h 22, 55 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Homer Pretend to Ski 8h 27, 70 Lisa Pretend to Ski 8h 27, 70 Apu Set up a Git Card Promotion 8h 27, 70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Bart Be a Nutcracker 10h 35, 90 Ned Take the Boys Snowmobiling 10h 35, 90 Rod Todd Homer Make a Snowman 16h 50, 125 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Cletus Count Up Family Members 24h 60, 150 Cletus's Farm Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 7 Temporary Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati 8h 27, 70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Ned Buy New Throw Pillows 12h 42, 100 Flanders House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 5 Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards 12h 42, 100 Van Houten House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 9 Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit 16h 50, 125 Krusty Burger Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 8

Gameplay

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1

The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain." And so much snow! Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore. Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers. Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact! There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident." Is that for us? Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident." Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet. Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head. You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school. Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Present Depot". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack? It's a Christmas Tree... I think.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2

There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip. "Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty&Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years." "To rectify the situation, Claus Co is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up." "Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co Public Relations Department. Also, GLobal Warming is a hoax." Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh! Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words? I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds! The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Collect presents (x10)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3

They're full of gift cards... I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want. Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine! They say they're redeemable at a store called "Clause Co." Claus Co? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of. Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing! Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate! The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Make a Snowman" and "Make Lisa make Snow Angels". It takes 16 and 6 hours and the player receives total 92 and 190 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at yoru store with Claus Co gift cards? Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow. The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of couse I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to! The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Set up a Git Card Promotion". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 47 and 80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I’m rich! Rich, rich, rich! And I’ll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they’re poor! Poor, poor, poor! Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money. Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once? Well, there is one purchase I’ve been dreaming of. But it’s so totally indulgent... The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 62 and 110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner. If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they’re miserable. Every last oen of them. Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense! Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that’s just common sense. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 47 and 80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards. I's got more money than God! I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he’s poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning. This year I can buy something for all my kin. All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7" which is to "Make Cletus Count Up Family Members". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 80 and 160 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark What, so now everyone’s rich? Not just me? How is that fair? I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere. How am I gonna know I’m better than everyone else if I don’t have loads more money? In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob! How do you know about my gambling debts? You've been very frank about it in your act. It’s fertile comedic ground. I’m not sure why the children respond to it, but they do. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total 70 and 135 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I’ve only dreamed of! Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere. Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast... Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I’m going to find another use for these cards. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 72 and 110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight! What’s the occasion? The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money! I thought you liked mom’s cooking. I love it! And wherever we go, the food won’t measure up. It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we’d rather not know exist. Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I’m wonderful. All because they want some of my charming money. And don’t forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes... I do like mazes... The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant (x12)". It takes 4 hours. After sending Apu Come on, octuplets. Let’s do put another “Kids eat Free!” restaurant out of business! After sending Cletus's exclamation mark I hope they prepare my Possum tableside. After sending Comic Book Guy I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm. After sending Homer To speed up the evening, I’d like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside. After sending Kang There’s something magical about being served your food by your food. After sending Kodos I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After sending Krusty Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu. After sending Moe I have never tasted un-turpentined wine. After sending Ned Even Jesus ate our once in a while towards the end. After sending Otto I’ll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I’d like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy. For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness. After sending Profesor Frink I am working on a nutritious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure. After sending Skinner Don’t expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting. After sending Willie If I had enough whiskey, I’ll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better. After the task is complete I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn’t be happier. No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting. Couldn't be happier...

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk! We couldn't afford it till now. When money’s no object, why would anyone choose to be sober? We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you’re drunk, it just doesn’t matter. I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that! Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house! The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern" and "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer (x12)". It takes 4 hours. After sending Apu Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives. After sending Brockman Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife’s house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven. After sending Cletus My Pappy had a saying: “Alkey-hall yum.” Words to live by. After sending Comic Book Guy One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring. After sending Homer I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it. After sending Kang Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool. After sending Kodos I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!! After sending Moe You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right? After sending Ned Let’s all raise a glass of this sinful devil’s brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where’s everybody going? After sending Professor Frink I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure. After sending Sideshow Mel “For a quart of ale is a dish for a king! — William Shakespeare. “What he said!” — Sideshow Mel After sending Skinner I do some of my best mimeographing when I’m drunk. After sending Willie Hurry up! I can’t fact mopping the boys bathroom sober. After the task is complete That’s funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope. It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices. I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you’ll find a glossary of common BB gun terms. Bart, don’t you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards? Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa. What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky’s the limit! When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want! The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12" which is to "Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones (x12)". It takes 6 hours. After sending Apu The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers. After sending Cletus No more diggin’ in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores! After sending Comic Book Guy I have no idea what real adults buy. After sending Dr. Nick Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient’s pulse. After sending Hans Moleman Template:Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon What is the inside of a store like? After sending Homer Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she’d look good in green... After sending Kang All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction. After sending Kodos I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After sending Krusty I’ll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home. After sending Moe I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me. If you’re so smart, why don’t you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I’m taking copious notes. After sending Rev. Lovejoy If there’s a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I’ve never heard of it! After sending Smithers My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I’m the luckiest man on earth!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Hey, Lisa, what’s the matter, sweetie? You look upset. Something doesn’t feel right about these gift cards, mom. They’re bringing out the worst in all of us. Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog. Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe’s. Did you spike my drink? No! Of course not! You’re a child! Now finish that glass. It’ll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don’t operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am. Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it’s one of the wealthy’s best qualities. Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don’t have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill? Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time. Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved one. But as for me, sandwiches. I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say. Whaaaggub? Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14" which is to "Make Springfielders Overeat (x12)". It takes 8 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Another round, bartender! Can't... lift... another... mug. Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15" which is to "Make Springfielders Drink Too Much (x12)". It takes 8 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales! Sales? Dad, it’s 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM. If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16" which is to "Make Springfielders Stampede Stores (x12)". It takes 12 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We’re falling apart! Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn’t meant to last forever? It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that’s Gluttony. We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth! We fight each other to buy everything in sight — Greed! That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones! Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let’s not pull the plug until I’ve had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town? Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well. Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town. They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons! Hey, look at that! We’ve never had a Flanders-led mob before. When you’ve run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons (x12)". It takes 8 and 24 hours. Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich bug shots to regular, poor losers. Wait, why are we doing this again? People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power. The things that really matter in life aren't tangible. Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we’re clear, what we’re talking about will end free beer at Moe’s, won’t it?

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Claus Co is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they? Hmmm... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards. "Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, …" Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's! They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets! The same devices upon which people play freemium games! Anyone who’d waste their time on that junk deserves whatever’s coming to them. The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20

Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks. All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal. Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five. Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should — by gathering with family and friends. And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co prizes before five weeks is up! The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20" which is to "Collect Presents (x50)".

Other quests

Holiday Trappings

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Thanks, Claus Co, for all the free stuff. I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this! Now that I’m no longer wondering, I have plenty of time to decorate! The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations (x6)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Face of the Holidays

With all this easy money around, Springfield is starting to remind me of a young Las Vegas. Only Springfield's organized crime problem is worse. And we lack Vegas's excellent schools, strong sense of community, and vibrant art scene. But we can give 'em a run for their money in one category -- lights! The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Have Types of Decorated Houses (x10)". The player receives total 60 and 30 in reward.

After tapping on the character locator This town is too crowded. IT's impossible to find anyone I'm looking for. Yeah, well, I don't think anyone, in their darkest nightmare, envisioned Tapped Out lasting this long. Find but his is our reality now, however unpleasant. Hey, EA! You listening? Tell your best nerds to get working on it. Type-etty-type!

Do Unto Others

We have so many presents. Let's share some with our friends in other Springfields. Giving away what's our for nothing? What a wonderful idea! I'm so proud of you honey. And so happy you're my daughter! ... You know I'm old enough to detect sarcasm, right? Oops. Sorry, I forgot. Let's do your plan, sweetie. Daddy's shutting up now. The player receives "Do Unto Others" which is to "Give Away Gift Bags (x3)" The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

Prize Gameplay

Personal Prizes

Egg Nog Bar

Egg on Your Noggin'

The player receives "Egg on Your Noggin'" which is to "Place the Egg Nog Bar". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Whoo hoo! A new bar! Whoa, whoa, whoa! That place serves egg nog. If you drink that stuff, it could kill ya. Why? I'm not allergic to eggs. And I outgrew my childhood nog allergy years ago. But the spike the now with un-watererd down rum. As a customer of Moe's you've never had real booze before. It's just one more way Moe's takes care of its' valued lushes. Thanks, pal. Why, you couldn't pay me to drink that nog. But that's exactly what we'll do! A free Giveaway Weel token to one lucky customer every day! And just like that, I'm back on board!

Dollars to Donuts

After collect the first spin token. Woo-hoo! I found a chocolate coin! Aw, it's not made of chocolate. Just gold. Lousy, worthless, precious gold. That, my friend, is a token for the Krusty's Non-Denominational Holiday Giveaway Wheel! Brought to you by your mysterious friends at Claus Co. Claus Co: the "I Wonder Why They're Doing This" people. Get bonus tokens bundled randomly with Claus Co Gift Credit. And remember, "Global Warming is a hoax!" The player receives "Dollars to Donuts" which is to "Spin the Giveaway Wheel". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

Christmas Tree

Trees and Grettings

The player receives "Trees and Grettings" which is to "Place the Christmas Tree". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. *singing* O HOLIDAY TREE, O HOLIDAY TREE, COME MARCH YOU'LL BE A FIRE HAZARD. You could always throw out the dried-out tree in January, you know. Could, but won't

Springfield Mall

Deck the Malls

After collecting Springfield Mall The player receives "Deck the Malls" which is to "Place the Springfield Mall". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Rejoice, oh teenagers and elderly, the Springfield Mall is here. This is going to make buying presents for the entire family at 7:45 PM on December 24th so much easier.

Elf Home

Better Than a Garden Gnome

After collecting Elf Home The player receives "Better Than a Garden Gnome" which is to "Place the Elf Home". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Uh... I was pretty sure the Happy Little Elves were fictional characters. All I see is an influx if shoe-making, cookie-tree-inhabiting, dim-witted Logolases to do our present-collecting for free.

Springfield Skating Rink

B-List Stars on Ice

After collecting Springfield Skating Rink The player receives "B-List Stars on Ice" which is to "Place the Springfield Skating Rink". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Hey kids, the Ice Show's in town! It's like ballet, but occasionally someone falls and cracks their head open! Does it features characters from my favorite TV shows and movies? Knock-offs of those, yes. Like Samba the Lion King, Snow Lady and the Seven Undersized Gentlemen, and those loveable yellow crack-ups, the Munions!

Happy Eleves Ride

Not in Pandaland Anymore

After collecting Happy Eleves Ride The player receives "Not in Pandaland Anymore" which is to "Place the Happy Eleves Ride". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Place Krustyland is happy to unveil is newest attraction, "The Happy Little Elves in Pandaland" ride! Please do not ride if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, have been pregnant, know someone who is pregnant or may become pregnant or who knows a pregnant person themselves... ...or are the result of someone getting pregnant at some time in the past. Otherwhise, have fun. At your own risk. No promises. Nice knowing ya.

Santa Flanders

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat

Pt. 1

After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again. Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. I’ll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow. Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it! *sigh* I need a new schtick. I’ll worry about that later. For now, there’s Santa work to do! Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield! And also Bart Simpson. Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen! The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary" and "Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa". It takes 8 hours.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark Next stop on the Santa Express — church! Church is Santa’s natural stomping grounds, after all. Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born. The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield" and "Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon". It takes 60 minutes.

Pt. 3

After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark Ned, no offense, but you’re ruining Santa Claus for everyone. A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy. What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem – Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too. But it’s our deal! Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling? Well, okay. But I’m only singing the really religious carols. no “White Christmas” for this jolly old elf! The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.

Pt. 4

After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark I don’t get it. I’ve never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa? Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right? Of course! But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ... Ooh! That’s the best part, am I right? Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I’m Christian. See what I mean? Maybe it’s enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love. I mean, it’s not really about that. It’s about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right? And there’s no better giver than Santa! I suppose ... The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents". It takes 4 hours.

Pt. 5

After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun! I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like. But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no relgion at all! Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet. Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We’ll take what progress we can get, here, Santa. All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone! The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Plow King

The Once and Future King Pt. 1

After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH* -- professional? Then turn to Plow King! We're available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely. The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 1" which is to "Make Plow King Print off Flyers". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 2

After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark It's tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow. But competing against my best pal Homer will surley bring out the very best in both of us. Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it frendly. The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 3

After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers, the very best. One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovkoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose. To reach your finally potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie greades at you best-est bud. The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 3" which is to "Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 4

After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark Business is booming, thanks to Plow Kin'gs peerless service, and Homer's plow being towed. If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled "Mr. Plow" being used in a string of brutal murders, that's no one's fault. Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we'll have a good laugh ove my completely ethical business practices. The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 4" which is to "Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 5

After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark I've sacrificed so much to become Plow King. I've lot my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed. Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too. I wish I'd handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer's phone. But when you get down to it, I wish I'd learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer's myself. Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash. I've changed, you say? I suppose I have. I've grown, certainly. And if leaving Homer's son alive to one day avenge his father's honor makes me "foolish," then so be it. I'm not in the murder business. And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number. The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 5" which is to "Make Plow King Drink to Success". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.

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