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== Synopsis == | == Synopsis == | ||
When [[Homer]] neglects to fix the dripping faucet outside the house, the amount of moisture in a cavern under the ground makes ground fall away in places. As a result of this, [[Marge]]'s car falls into a sink hole in the middle of town. She buys the perfect replacement to fit her family of five, but she quickly grows to hate it because, as she tells a shocked Homer, the car would be too small if she wanted to have another baby. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] and his friends are determined to find out what secret [[Lisa]] is keeping when Bart finds her cryptic messages and follows her sneaking off downtown for covert meetings after school. | When [[Homer]] neglects to fix the dripping faucet outside the house, the amount of moisture in a cavern under the ground makes ground fall away in places. As a result of this, [[Marge]]'s car falls into a sink hole in the middle of town. She buys the perfect replacement to fit her family of five, but she quickly grows to hate it because, as she tells a shocked Homer, the car would be too small if she wanted to have another baby. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] and his friends are determined to find out what secret [[Lisa]] is keeping when Bart finds her cryptic messages and follows her sneaking off downtown for covert meetings after school. | ||
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| + | === Opening (''[[Homer Votes 2012]]'' with changes) === | ||
| + | [[File:Homer Votes 2012.png|200px|thumb|right|Homer can't decide who to vote for.]] | ||
| + | It's election day in [[Springfield]] and Homer is on his way to the voting booths at [[Springfield Elementary]], muttering about how he has to choose his leaders: "Isn't that what the supreme court's for?" Homer arrives at the voting booths, where the [[Rich Texan]] asks for some photo ID. Homer says that he's lived in Springfield all his life. The Rich Texan replies, saying that stopping all Americans from voting is to protect all Americans. Homer continues, saying that he's a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. The Rich Texan then lets Homer into a voting booth. | ||
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| + | In the booth, Homer can't decide to vote for: | ||
| + | :"[[Barack Obama]]", I don't know. I already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus he promised me death panels and [[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]'s still alive!" | ||
| + | :"[[Mitt Romney]], I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand he did invent {{w|Obamacare}}!" | ||
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| + | Homer taps "Mitt Romney" and the machine thanks him - before showing Romney's tax returns. Homer is shocked: he got a medical deduction for a personality implant, he has six wives all named [[Ann Romney|Ann]], and the government paid him taxes for five years. Before Homer can rush out of the booth to tell the press, he is sucked into a tube. He is outsourced to a factory somewhere in China, where U.S.A. flags are being made. Homer is satisfied because he's got a steady job - until [[Selma Bouvier|Selma]] comes out of the tube. Homer "[[D'oh!]]"s. | ||
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- "I want another baby!"
- ―Marge
- "An on purpose baby?"
- ―Homer
"Adventures in Baby-Getting" is the third episode of season 24. It was set to air on October 21, 2012,[1] but first aired on November 4, 2012.
Contents
Synopsis
When Homer neglects to fix the dripping faucet outside the house, the amount of moisture in a cavern under the ground makes ground fall away in places. As a result of this, Marge's car falls into a sink hole in the middle of town. She buys the perfect replacement to fit her family of five, but she quickly grows to hate it because, as she tells a shocked Homer, the car would be too small if she wanted to have another baby. Meanwhile, Bart and his friends are determined to find out what secret Lisa is keeping when Bart finds her cryptic messages and follows her sneaking off downtown for covert meetings after school.
Plot
Opening (Homer Votes 2012 with changes)
It's election day in Springfield and Homer is on his way to the voting booths at Springfield Elementary, muttering about how he has to choose his leaders: "Isn't that what the supreme court's for?" Homer arrives at the voting booths, where the Rich Texan asks for some photo ID. Homer says that he's lived in Springfield all his life. The Rich Texan replies, saying that stopping all Americans from voting is to protect all Americans. Homer continues, saying that he's a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. The Rich Texan then lets Homer into a voting booth.
In the booth, Homer can't decide to vote for:
- "Barack Obama", I don't know. I already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive!"
- "Mitt Romney, I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand he did invent Obamacare!"
Homer taps "Mitt Romney" and the machine thanks him - before showing Romney's tax returns. Homer is shocked: he got a medical deduction for a personality implant, he has six wives all named Ann, and the government paid him taxes for five years. Before Homer can rush out of the booth to tell the press, he is sucked into a tube. He is outsourced to a factory somewhere in China, where U.S.A. flags are being made. Homer is satisfied because he's got a steady job - until Selma comes out of the tube. Homer "D'oh!"s.
Promotional images
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