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{{TB|And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?}} | {{TB|And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Krusty? | + | {{TB|Krusty? You're broke?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, | + | {{TB|No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?}} | {{TB|Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the | + | {{TB|Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Or how when you | + | {{TB|Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.}} | {{TB|Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anything I can do to harm | + | {{TB|Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place the Krustyland Shuttle" and "Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Place the Krustyland Shuttle" and "Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Krustyland Shuttle (to Krustyland)|Krustyland Shuttle]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Krustyland Shuttle (to Krustyland)|Krustyland Shuttle]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.}} | {{TB|And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but | + | {{TB|Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!}} | {{TB|Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!}} | ||
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{{TB|The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.}} | {{TB|The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. | + | {{TB|I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where's that guy from before?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hi, Mr. The Klown -- | + | {{TB|Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I'm that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!}} | {{TB|And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!}} | ||
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{{TB|You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.}} | {{TB|You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But, if I may finish that thought, | + | {{TB|But, if I may finish that thought, it's all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I | + | {{TB|Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can't tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what's next?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Now comes the important stuff.}} | {{TB|Now comes the important stuff.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, | + | {{TB|The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But | + | {{TB|But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place the Ring Toss Stall".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Place the Ring Toss Stall".|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Ring Toss]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Ring Toss]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Run it? But I want to play!}} | {{TB|Run it? But I want to play!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Don't waste your | + | {{TB|Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink*}} | + | {{TB|Looks easy enough. Just watch. {{*}}clink{{*}} Whoops. Okay, just one more. {{*}}clink{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|One more. *clink* One | + | {{TB|One more. {{*}}clink{{*}} One more...}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.}} | {{TB|Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.}} | ||
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{{TH|After completing Pt. 6|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After completing Pt. 6|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Krusty, you | + | {{TB|Krusty, you haven't rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where's the infamous Death Drop?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You | + | {{TB|You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh. Maybe that | + | {{TB|Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Actually, it was our safest ride.}} | {{TB|Actually, it was our safest ride.}} | ||
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{{TB|I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.}} | {{TB|I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|WWell I suppose I could try it | + | {{TB|WWell I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. | + | {{TB|On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.}} |
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop" (x2), "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". The tasks take place at the [[Death Drop]] and take 30 minutes.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop" (x2), "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". The tasks take place at the [[Death Drop]] and take 30 minutes.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Woooo! That was awesome. I'm going to ride it again!}} | {{TB|Woooo! That was awesome. I'm going to ride it again!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|II think I'm done for | + | {{TB|II think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Milhouse?}} | {{TB|Milhouse?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sick}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sick}} | ||
− | {{TB|{{*}}vomiting*}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}vomiting{{*}}}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|We've run out of room to build.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Guess | + | {{TB|Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- | + | {{TB|Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there's a job for that!}} |
{{TBT|Message}} | {{TBT|Message}} | ||
{{TB|You've received a free land token.}} | {{TB|You've received a free land token.}} | ||
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{{TB|All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?}} | {{TB|All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from | + | {{TB|We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what's in the freezer.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yup, | + | {{TB|Yup, there's still some "meat" in there.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Krustyland Burger]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Build:''' [[Krustyland Burger]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!}} | {{TB|Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, Bart! | + | {{TB|Hey, Bart! Let's grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!}} |
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger". Homer and Milhouses's tasks take place at [[Krustyland Burger]] and Bart's task takes place at the [[Death Drop]]. All tasks take 30 minutes.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger". Homer and Milhouses's tasks take place at [[Krustyland Burger]] and Bart's task takes place at the [[Death Drop]]. All tasks take 30 minutes.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, what gives?}} | {{TB|Hey, what gives?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|People have been on these rides all day and | + | {{TB|People have been on these rides all day and nobody's dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.}} |
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the | + | {{TB|Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol' Death Drop with yours truly?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Come on, Krusty -- if | + | {{TB|Come on, Krusty -- if Martin's having fun in your park, you KNOW you're doing something wrong!}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Everybody chill out.}} | {{TB|Everybody chill out.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait | + | {{TB|If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oy vey.}} | {{TB|Oy vey.}} | ||
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". The task takes place at [[Knock Over The Fuzzy Guy]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". The task takes place at [[Knock Over The Fuzzy Guy]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Take THAT! | + | {{TB|Take THAT!... and THAT!}} |
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!}} | {{TB|Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Krusty, | + | {{TB|Krusty, you've lost your edge.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If | + | {{TB|If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Here, you want danger? You want risk? How | + | {{TB|Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about...}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.}} | {{TB|The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but | + | {{TB|I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that's the hand I was dealt.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So | + | {{TB|So I'm going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Krusty Get Serious". The task takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Krusty Get Serious". The task takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!}} | {{TB|Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers."}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, | + | {{TB|Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Sideshow You".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Sideshow You".|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Sideshow You]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Sideshow You]]|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now any jerk -- I mean, | + | {{TB|Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Don't mind if I do!}} | {{TB|Don't mind if I do!}} | ||
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{{TB|Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?}} | {{TB|Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Uh, nowhere. | + | {{TB|Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.}} | {{TB|On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?}} | {{TB|Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not now, | + | {{TB|Not now, I'm shopping for toys.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right. But | + | {{TB|Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|SHOPPING!}} | {{TB|SHOPPING!}} | ||
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{{TB|Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.}} | {{TB|Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Recycling? | + | {{TB|Recycling? Isn't that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You can also do it to trash.}} | {{TB|You can also do it to trash.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sounds expensive. | + | {{TB|Sounds expensive. Let's stick with the garbage cans.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Garbage Bins" (x3).|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Garbage Bins" (x3).|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Krustyland Garbage Bin]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Krustyland Garbage Bin]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hold on just a second there, Krusty.}} | {{TB|Hold on just a second there, Krusty.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they're not going to be up to snuff.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I just hope SOMEONE | + | {{TB|I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.}} | {{TB|Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh. Well, that stinks. | + | {{TB|Oh. Well, that stinks. What's the point in having lawmen if they're not out there on the street collecting bribes?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.}} | {{TB|If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gee, would ya? | + | {{TB|Gee, would ya? That'd be swell.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". The task takes place at [[Ring Toss]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". The task takes place at [[Ring Toss]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.}} | {{TB|I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yikes. | + | {{TB|Yikes. That's kinda harsh.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.}} | {{TB|Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you | + | {{TB|A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you're moving in real life.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's moronic!}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.}} | {{TB|Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say | + | {{TB|I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!}} | {{TB|Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!}} | ||
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{{TB|Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.}} | {{TB|Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and | + | {{TB|Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player has to buy either the [[Poochie Mascot]], the [[Itchy Mascot]], or the [[Scratchy Mascot]].|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player has to buy either the [[Poochie Mascot]], the [[Itchy Mascot]], or the [[Scratchy Mascot]].|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|All of this consulting has left me famished.}} | {{TB|All of this consulting has left me famished.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I will now sample the Food | + | {{TB|I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My favorite review? | + | {{TB|My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". The task takes place at [[The Food Needle]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". The task takes place at [[The Food Needle]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. | + | {{TB|One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We | + | {{TB|We haven't built that yet. Come back in thirty-six hours.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't think you understand.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.}} | {{TB|I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And what if I | + | {{TB|And what if I don't?}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then you | + | {{TB|Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I guess | + | {{TB|I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Build:''' [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Nelson, | + | {{TB|Nelson, don't you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I never really thought about it. But yeah, the | + | {{TB|I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?}} | {{TB|Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The animal activist in me says | + | {{TB|The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.}} |
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks take place at [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks take place at [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.}} | {{TB|See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB|It was a chilling display of | + | {{TB|It was a chilling display of man's heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | ||
{{TB|And we got soaked!}} | {{TB|And we got soaked!}} | ||
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{{TB|You want to get some cotton candy?}} | {{TB|You want to get some cotton candy?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sure! I | + | {{TB|Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place a Cotton Candy Stand".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Place a Cotton Candy Stand".|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Cotton Candy Stand]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Cotton Candy Stand]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|So, what do you want to do now?}} | {{TB|So, what do you want to do now?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in | + | {{TB|I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Don't worry -- I can bully anything.}} | {{TB|Don't worry -- I can bully anything.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from | + | {{TB|Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five...}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|5...}} | {{TB|5...}} | ||
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{{TB|Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.}} | {{TB|Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I guess what | + | {{TB|I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn't the worst, it'd be you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Or whatever.}} | {{TB|Or whatever.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? | + | {{TB|Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You're shaking like a leaf, and you're wearing your warmest vest.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Huh. | + | {{TB|Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Shut up! | + | {{TB|Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why thank you.}} | {{TB|Why thank you.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. | + | {{TB|What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let's just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Scratchy's Flea Dipper]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Build:''' [[Scratchy's Flea Dipper]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Lisa, | + | {{TB|Lisa, I'm getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don't want you to follow.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Are you breaking up with me?}} | {{TB|Are you breaking up with me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|These last few missions | + | {{TB|These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.}} | {{TB|I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The technical term is | + | {{TB|The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.}} |
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks takes 12 hours. Nelson's task takes place at [[Scratchy's Flea Dipper]] and Lisa's task takes place at the [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]].|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks takes 12 hours. Nelson's task takes place at [[Scratchy's Flea Dipper]] and Lisa's task takes place at the [[Wet & Smokey Stunt Show]].|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After completing Pt. 32|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After completing Pt. 32|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, how come | + | {{TB|Hey, how come there's no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I 'unno. Because shut up?}} |
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, | + | {{TB|Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.}} | {{TB|Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.}} | ||
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{{TB|Are you aiming a gun at us?}} | {{TB|Are you aiming a gun at us?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I sure am. And | + | {{TB|I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look, shoot us if you want. But | + | {{TB|Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah, | + | {{TB|Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.}} |
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". The tasks take place at the [[Viking Boat Ride]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". The tasks take place at the [[Viking Boat Ride]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{KT|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, Krusty! How come | + | {{TB|Hey, Krusty! How come there's no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.}} | {{TB|Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Fellas, please. | + | {{TB|Fellas, please. I'll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover's Meatgasm. There's not actually any meat in it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.}} | {{TB|Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've done everything you asked. I've built a world-class theme park... and I've never been so miserable.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Only one thing remains --}} | {{TB|Only one thing remains --}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hold on a second!}} | {{TB|Hold on a second!}} | ||
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{{TB|What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.}} | {{TB|What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards | + | {{TB|Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.}} | {{TB|Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.}} | ||
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{{TB|SHUT UP!}} | {{TB|SHUT UP!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Aw, | + | {{TB|Aw, that's it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!}} |
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Excuse me?}} | {{TB|Excuse me?}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Homer! Hey, Homer! | + | {{TB|Homer! Hey, Homer! I'm fed up with the quality of your work!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I thought I was doing a great job!}} | {{TB|I thought I was doing a great job!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|hat's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if | + | {{TB|The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you'll survive them.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If | + | {{TB|If they're assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where's the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a | + | {{TB|And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Duff Pavilion]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Build:''' [[Duff Pavilion]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!}} | {{TB|Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Drink up, pal! | + | {{TB|Drink up, pal! That's the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Which was virtually nothing. | + | {{TB|Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it's not good beer. Swill. Really.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Hmmm... it's bland, watery, colorless, odorless...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Just the way a true American likes it!}} | {{TB|Just the way a true American likes it!}} | ||
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{{TB|Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?}} | {{TB|Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed | + | {{TB|Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}} | ||
− | {{TB|Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If | + | {{TB|Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we | + | {{TB|Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don't want that.}} |
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[The Tooth Chipper]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Build:''' [[The Tooth Chipper]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can't believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers...}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Let me at it!}} | {{TB|Let me at it!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You were right about my park, kid. And if | + | {{TB|You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya!}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|See you on the other side!}} | {{TB|See you on the other side!}} | ||
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". The task takes place at the [[The Tooth Chipper]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". The task takes place at the [[The Tooth Chipper]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former | + | {{TB|Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?}} | {{TB|Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?}} |
Revision as of 14:46, May 9, 2024
The Krusty-est Place On Earth | ||||||
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Krustyland content update. It unlocks Krustyland characters, buildings, and decorations.
Contents
- 1 Dialogue
- 1.1 Pt. 1
- 1.2 Pt. 2
- 1.3 Pt. 3
- 1.4 Pt. 4
- 1.5 Pt. 5
- 1.6 Pt. 6
- 1.7 Pt. 7
- 1.8 Pt. 8
- 1.9 Pt. 9
- 1.10 Pt. 10
- 1.11 Pt. 11
- 1.12 Pt. 12
- 1.13 Pt. 13
- 1.14 Pt. 14
- 1.15 Pt. 15
- 1.16 Pt. 16
- 1.17 Pt. 17
- 1.18 Pt. 18
- 1.19 Pt. 19
- 1.20 Pt. 20
- 1.21 Pt. 21
- 1.22 Pt. 22
- 1.23 Pt. 23
- 1.24 Pt. 24
- 1.25 Pt. 25
- 1.26 Pt. 26
- 1.27 Pt. 27
- 1.28 Pt. 28
- 1.29 Pt. 29
- 1.30 Pt. 30
- 1.31 Pt. 31
- 1.32 Pt. 32
- 1.33 Pt. 33
- 1.34 Pt. 34
- 1.35 Pt. 35
- 1.36 Pt. 36
- 1.37 Pt. 37
- 1.38 Pt. 38
- 1.39 Pt. 39
- 1.40 Pt. 40
- 1.41 Pt. 41
Dialogue
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Pt. 3
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Pt. 4
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Pt. 5
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Pt. 6
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Pt. 7
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Pt. 8
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Pt. 9
Pt. 10
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Pt. 11
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Pt. 12
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Pt. 13
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Pt. 14
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Pt. 15
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Pt. 16
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Pt. 17
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Pt. 18
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Pt. 19
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Pt. 20
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Pt. 21
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Pt. 22
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Pt. 23
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Pt. 24
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Pt. 25
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Pt. 26
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Pt. 27
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Pt. 28
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Pt. 29
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Pt. 30
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Pt. 31
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Pt. 32
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Pt. 33
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Pt. 34
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Pt. 35
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Pt. 36
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Pt. 37
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Pt. 38
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Pt. 39
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Pt. 40
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 21-25 Quests
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All Hail the Creator! • All Power To The People • All The News That's Fit To Slant • Another Day In The Life • Another Detention • Any Given Weekday • Bart's Checkup • Business Is Picking Up • Caught Red Handed • The Cletus Condition • Concerned Parents • Corporate Sponsor • Dark Humor • Darwin's Bulldog • A Day In The Life • Executive Lackey • Fantastic Ferris Wheel • The Flavormax • General Hospital • General Practice • Good Night And Good Grief • Grey Matter • Hahahahaha Sucker • Here Comes The Sunsphere • Hookey • I'm a Superstar! • Illegitimate Concern • It's 2:30 In The Afternoon Somewhere • Kent Afford It • Kent Buy Me Love... Or Ratings • Kent-Nichal Difficulties • Kramp Krusty • The Krusty-est Place On Earth • Let's Learn About Hell! • Luigi's Growing Problem • Mayorital Difficulties • Medical Industry Corruption? • My Pills! • Nelson • Nelson's Educational Experience • Nerds Gone Wild • The Olive Branch • Operation! • Principal Plus Interest • School Daze • School's Out Forever! • Show Biz Life • Smell Ya Later • Staff Needs • Start The Revelation Without Me • Such A Beautiful Day • Western Civilization 101 • When Worlds Collide • A Woman Scorned • Zero Tolerance |
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 26-30 Quests
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Badfellas • Buddha's Got Back • Business As Usual • Carl's Rise Up The Ladder • Casino Racino • The Cleaner • Community Service • Couch Surfin' USA • Customers • A Day in the Knife • El Bartito's Way • The End of the Beginning • Gangster Paradise • Hey Milhouse -- Eureka! • The Italian Job • The Krusty-est Place On Earth • Legitimate Business • Lenny's Downfall • Little Miss Mantra • Mad With Municipally Funded Power • Military Antiques • Mom Is The Loneliest Number • Play-Annoyed Grunt • Play-Dough's Republic • Principalling Around • The Prodigal Skinner • Puff Justice • Taking Care Of Business • There Are Winners And Skinners • This Little Wiggy • True Bromance • The World Is My Teacher | ||
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The Odd-Looking Couple |