| Couch Surfin' USA
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Couch Surfin' USA is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 29 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!
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Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
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I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin'-to-call-INS bastard!
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!
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Aye, it'll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you'll age like a fine whiskey in a cask of Willie's man musk.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mrs. Krabappel's exclamation mark
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Ha! No way, Seymour.
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Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It'll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
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I'm not playing "mommy" with you. No means no.
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord's House.
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Thank you, Reverend. I haven't been able to get a decent rest in days.
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Well, I only hope our evening activity won't disturb you. It's Bingo Night.
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Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.
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I'm sure God won't mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
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Let's get ready to roll them balls!
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Task: "Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
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Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
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It's more that I want to avoid my parent. Not upset her.
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Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.
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Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
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Yeah. We got them used.
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple". The job takes place at the Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
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Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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If you need a place to lay your head down, Principal Skinner, the Wiggum family would be delighted to help you out.
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Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.
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That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A's in every class from here on out.
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In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
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It's called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning "gimme what I want."
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So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
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Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House". The job takes place at the Wiggum House and takes 12 hours.
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After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
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I'm sorry, Chief, but I can't be party to this. I just can't.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "Surfin' U.S.A." by The Beach Boys.
