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Executive Lackey

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Executive Lackey
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Level 25
Required characters: Homer
Smithers
Mr. Burns
Previous quest(s): Such A Beautiful Day
Hahahahaha Sucker
Next quest(s): This Little Wiggy Pt. 1

Executive Lackey is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 25 content update. It unlocks Smithers and Burns Manor.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Sad Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them!
Mr. Burns - Sad Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes?
Mr. Burns - Sad Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to my hounds?
Homer Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me.
Homer Anything I can help with Sir?
Mr. Burns What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?
Homer No, Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!
Task: "Send Homer to do a Plant Shift". The task takes place at the Control Building and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns What? You've returned unscathed?
Mr. Burns I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.
Homer I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at Moe's, Mr. Burns?
Homer I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.
Mr. Burns Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join Obama's drum circle.
Mr. Burns Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!
Task: "Build Burns Manor". It takes 4 hours to build.
Build: Burns Manor
New Character: Smithers
Mr. Burns Smithers! Don't think I'm paying you for the time you missed. They're called sick days, not explosion trauma recovery days.
Smithers I'm sorry, sir. All this time I have been, ahem, trapped in the closet.
Mr. Burns You mean you've been unable to escape my actual wardrobe after the explosion sealed you in there while organizing my sock garters?
Smithers That is exactly what I meant.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Smithers Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to code... in case nuclear inspectors become premium characters.
Mr. Burns Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.
Smithers Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term 'cleaning lady' to be sexist.
Mr. Burns Sexist? Me? It's not as if I said 'cleaning wench,' as I had wanted to and said in my head.
Mr. Burns Besides, everyone knows I'm a fierce supporter of a woman's right to clean.
Smithers No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, I'm sure my inbox is already flooded with applications.
Smithers Now to go about whistling the 'Sorting & Judging' song.
Tasks: "Build the Post Office" and "Make Smithers Check the Mail". The task takes place at the Springfield Post Office and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Retirement Is For The Dead

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare '87 Malibu Stacy where they designed her head upside-down.
Comic Book Guy I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.
Smithers Absolutely! It'll complete my set of misshapen dolls along with Torso Face Stacy and Anatomically Correct Tad.
Smithers Excuse me, while I rub this news in other people's faces, and then do my gloating dance.
Tasks: "Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacey News Letter" and "Make Smithers Whip It". The first task takes place at Burns Manor and takes 6 hours and the second task takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I don't need you.
Smithers Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. I'll go insane if that's all I do.
Mr. Burns Now, now, Smithers. Remember, you've already fixed the trap door.
Smithers *falling noises*
Task: "Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck (2x)". The task takes 12 hours each time.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Waylon Smithers?
Smithers - Drunk *hick*
Wiggum We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses.
Smithers - Drunk Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!
Wiggum Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.
Task: "Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank". The task takes place at the Police Station and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Ah, Smithers. You smell like Yale fraternity pledge. You're still going to have to repay me for your bail. At 36% rate of interest.
Smithers - Sad Sorry, Sir.
Mr. Burns Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services.
Mr. Burns I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called 'laces.'
Quimby Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid.
Quimby Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track.
Quimby They've been great at curling and covering up the many repeated escapades of my, er-um, nephew.
Task: "Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting". The task takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Smithers Sir, may I express my warmest gratitude to be back in your soothing company -
Mr. Burns Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise.
Mr. Burns Can't keep looking so pretty without putting in a little work.
Smithers Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.
Mr. Burns Excellent! After you've built up your vigor, I'll use that gypsy curse to steal it into my body.
Task: "Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns". The task requires Mr. Burns and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash750 and XP75