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The Krusty-est Place On Earth

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The Krusty-est Place On Earth
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Krustyland
Required characters: Krusty, Homer, Cletus, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, Comic Book Guy, Wiggum, Nelson, Carl, Lenny

The Krusty-est Place On Earth is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Krustyland content update. It unlocks Krustyland characters, buildings, and decorations.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Krusty? You're broke?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!
Task: "Place the Krustyland Shuttle" and "Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Place: Krustyland Shuttle
Message Tap on the Shuttle to Krustyland
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Long name. Sounds fun!
Task: "Make Homer Cleanup the Krustyland Shuttle". The task takes place at the Krustyland Shuttle and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!
Task: "Build the Krustyland Entrance". It takes 6 seconds.
Build: Krustyland Entrance
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where's that guy from before?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I'm that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
Task: "Place Krustyland Paths" (x4).
Place: Krustyland Path
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But, if I may finish that thought, it's all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can't tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what's next?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Now comes the important stuff.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
Task: "Place the Ring Toss Stall".
Place: Ring Toss
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Run it? But I want to play!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One more. *clink* One more...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.
Tasks: "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game" (x3). Both tasks take place at the Ring Toss. Cletus' task takes 12 hours and Homer's tasks take 4 hours each.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Krusty, you haven't rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where's the infamous Death Drop?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Actually, it was our safest ride.
Task: "Build the Death Drop". It takes 12 hours.
Build: Death Drop
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Barts's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png WWell I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.
Tasks: "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop" (x2), "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". The tasks take place at the Death Drop and take 30 minutes.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Woooo! That was awesome. I'm going to ride it again!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png II think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon - Sick.png *vomiting*
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We've run out of room to build.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there's a job for that!
Message You've received a free land token.
Task: "Buy a Land Expansion".
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what's in the freezer.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yup, there's still some "meat" in there.
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Dreamy.png Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.
Task: "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Krustyland Burger
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey, Bart! Let's grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!
Tasks: "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger". Homer and Milhouses's tasks take place at Krustyland Burger and Bart's task takes place at the Death Drop. All tasks take 30 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, what gives?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png People have been on these rides all day and nobody's dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol' Death Drop with yours truly?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Come on, Krusty -- if Martin's having fun in your park, you KNOW you're doing something wrong!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Everybody chill out.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oy vey.
Tasks: "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". The task takes place at Knock Over The Fuzzy Guy and takes 60 minutes.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Take THAT!... and THAT!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I'm sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Thank you, Bart. That's excellent advice.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Ow! Hey! Who's throwing balls at me?
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Krusty, you've lost your edge.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about...
Task: "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that's the hand I was dealt.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png So I'm going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
Task: "Make Krusty Get Serious". The task takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 15[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers."
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.
Task: "Place Sideshow You".
Place: Sideshow You
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't mind if I do!
Message You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
Message Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10
Message Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

Pt. 16[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png One shop, coming up!
Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Gift Shop
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 17[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Not now, I'm shopping for toys.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png SHOPPING!
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop". The task takes place at the Gift Shop and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 18[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Recycling? Isn't that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can also do it to trash.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Sounds expensive. Let's stick with the garbage cans.
Task: "Place Garbage Bins" (x3).
Place: Krustyland Garbage Bin
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 19[edit]

After completing Pt. 18
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they're not going to be up to snuff.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh. Well, that stinks. What's the point in having lawmen if they're not out there on the street collecting bribes?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Gee, would ya? That'd be swell.
Task: "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". The task takes place at Ring Toss and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 20[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sounds great!
Tasks: "Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger" and "Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along". The first task takes place at Krustyland Burger and takes 30 minutes and the second task takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 21[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yikes. That's kinda harsh.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you're moving in real life.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That's moronic!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
Task: "Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride". It takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 22[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?
Tasks: "Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", "Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride". The tasks take place at Radioactive Man: The Ride and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 23[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks.
Task: "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player has to buy either the Poochie Mascot, the Itchy Mascot, or the Scratchy Mascot.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 24[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: The Food Needle
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 25[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png All of this consulting has left me famished.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". The task takes place at The Food Needle and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 26[edit]

Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We haven't built that yet. Come back in thirty-six hours.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I don't think you understand.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And what if I don't?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
Task: "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 27[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nelson, don't you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
Tasks: "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks take place at Wet & Smokey Stunt Show and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 28[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon - Sad.png It was a chilling display of man's heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon - Happy.png And we got soaked!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You want to get some cotton candy?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.
Task: "Place a Cotton Candy Stand".
Place: Cotton Candy Stand
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 29[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png So, what do you want to do now?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon - Sad.png ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Don't worry -- I can bully anything.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon - Angry.png Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five...
Tapped Out Nelson Icon - Angry.png ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png 5...
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png 4...
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png 3...
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png 2...
Message Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png That's more like it.
Task: "Build Krusty's Haunted Condo". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Krusty's Haunted Condo
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 30[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn't the worst, it'd be you.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Or whatever.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Awww...
Tasks: "Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo" and "Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo". The tasks take place at Krusty's Haunted Condo and take 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 31[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You're shaking like a leaf, and you're wearing your warmest vest.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why thank you.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let's just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.
Task: "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 32[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Lisa, I'm getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don't want you to follow.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you breaking up with me?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.
Tasks: "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks takes 12 hours. Nelson's task takes place at Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Lisa's task takes place at the Wet & Smokey Stunt Show.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 33[edit]

After completing Pt. 32
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Hey, how come there's no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I 'unno. Because shut up?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.
Task: "Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Viking Boat Ride
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 34[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Are you aiming a gun at us?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
Tasks: "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". The tasks take place at the Viking Boat Ride and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 35[edit]

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Hey, Krusty! How come there's no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Fellas, please. I'll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover's Meatgasm. There's not actually any meat in it.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.
Tasks: "Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle" and "Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle". The tasks take place at The Food Needle and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 36[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?
Task: "Build the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 2 days.
Build: Krustyland Hotel
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 37[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I've done everything you asked. I've built a world-class theme park... and I've never been so miserable.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Only one thing remains --
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hold on a second!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png A room, please?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png SHUT UP!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Aw, that's it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Excuse me?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Here! Take the room!
Tasks: "Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel" and "Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel". The tasks take place at the Krustyland Hotel and take 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 38[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Homer! Hey, Homer! I'm fed up with the quality of your work!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I thought I was doing a great job!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png hat's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you'll survive them.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If they're assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where's the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will.
Task: "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Duff Pavilion
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 39[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Drink up, pal! That's the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it's not good beer. Swill. Really.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmmm... it's bland, watery, colorless, odorless...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just the way a true American likes it!
Task: "Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion". The task takes place at the Duff Pavilion and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 40[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Drunk.png Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper!
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Drunk.png Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don't want that.
Task: "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days.
Build: The Tooth Chipper
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP.png10

Pt. 41[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I can't believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let me at it!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png See you on the other side!
Task: "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". The task takes place at the The Tooth Chipper and takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo Hoo!
Message You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png600 and XP.png300