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The Krusty-est Place On Earth

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The Krusty-est Place On Earth
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Krustyland
Required characters: Krusty, Homer, Cletus, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, Comic Book Guy, Wiggum, Nelson, Carl, Lenny

The Krusty-est Place On Earth is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Krustyland content update. It unlocks Krustyland characters, buildings, and decorations.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?
Krusty And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Lisa Krusty? You're broke?
Krusty No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.
Bart Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
Krusty Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is.
Krusty Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.
Bart Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
Krusty Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!
Task: "Place the Krustyland Shuttle" and "Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Place: Krustyland Shuttle
Message Tap on the Shuttle to Krustyland
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.
Homer Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes.
Krusty Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
Krusty Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
Homer Long name. Sounds fun!
Task: "Make Homer Cleanup the Krustyland Shuttle". The task takes place at the Krustyland Shuttle and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.
Homer And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Krusty Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
Krusty Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!
Task: "Build the Krustyland Entrance". It takes 6 seconds.
Build: Krustyland Entrance
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.
Krusty I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where's that guy from before?
Homer Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I'm that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
Krusty And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
Task: "Place Krustyland Paths" (x4).
Place: Krustyland Path
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Krusty But, if I may finish that thought, it's all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
Homer Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can't tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what's next?
Krusty Now comes the important stuff.
Krusty The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.
Homer I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
Krusty But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
Task: "Place the Ring Toss Stall".
Place: Ring Toss
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Homer Run it? But I want to play!
Krusty Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.
Homer Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink*
Homer One more. *clink* One more...
Krusty Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.
Tasks: "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game" (x3). Both tasks take place at the Ring Toss. Cletus' task takes 12 hours and Homer's tasks take 4 hours each.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6
Bart Krusty, you haven't rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where's the infamous Death Drop?
Bart You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Lisa Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.
Krusty Actually, it was our safest ride.
Task: "Build the Death Drop". It takes 12 hours.
Build: Death Drop
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Barts's exclamation mark
Bart The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
Milhouse WWell I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.
Tasks: "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop" (x2), "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". The tasks take place at the Death Drop and take 30 minutes.
Bart Woooo! That was awesome. I'm going to ride it again!
Lisa II think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?
Lisa Milhouse?
Milhouse - Sick‎ *vomiting*
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer We've run out of room to build.
Homer Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there's a job for that!
Message You've received a free land token.
Task: "Buy a Land Expansion".
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what's in the freezer.
Krusty Yup, there's still some "meat" in there.
Homer - Dreamy‎ Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.
Task: "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Krustyland Burger
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse Hey, Bart! Let's grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!
Tasks: "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger". Homer and Milhouses's tasks take place at Krustyland Burger and Bart's task takes place at the Death Drop. All tasks take 30 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Hey, what gives?
Bart People have been on these rides all day and nobody's dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.
Bart I don't want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol' Death Drop with yours truly?
Bart Come on, Krusty -- if Martin's having fun in your park, you KNOW you're doing something wrong!
Krusty Everybody chill out.
Krusty If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Bart Oy vey.
Tasks: "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". The task takes place at Knock Over The Fuzzy Guy and takes 60 minutes.
Martin Take THAT!... and THAT!
Cletus Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Martin I'm sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
Martin Thank you, Bart. That's excellent advice.
Dr. Hibbert Ow! Hey! Who's throwing balls at me?
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Krusty, you've lost your edge.
Krusty Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.
Krusty If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!
Krusty Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about...
Task: "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
Krusty The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
Krusty I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that's the hand I was dealt.
Krusty So I'm going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!
Krusty I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
Task: "Make Krusty Get Serious". The task takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 15[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Krusty I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers."
Krusty Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.
Task: "Place Sideshow You".
Place: Sideshow You
Krusty Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Homer Don't mind if I do!
Message You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
Message Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10
Message Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

Pt. 16[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Comic Book Guy On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.
Comic Book Guy I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.
Comic Book Guy Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths.
Krusty One shop, coming up!
Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Gift Shop
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 17[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy Not now, I'm shopping for toys.
Krusty Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--
Comic Book Guy SHOPPING!
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop". The task takes place at the Gift Shop and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 18[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!
Lisa Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
Krusty Recycling? Isn't that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Lisa You can also do it to trash.
Krusty Sounds expensive. Let's stick with the garbage cans.
Task: "Place Garbage Bins" (x3).
Place: Krustyland Garbage Bin
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 19[edit]

After completing Pt. 18
Wiggum Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
Wiggum I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they're not going to be up to snuff.
Wiggum I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Wiggum Oh. Well, that stinks. What's the point in having lawmen if they're not out there on the street collecting bribes?
Krusty If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Wiggum Gee, would ya? That'd be swell.
Task: "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". The task takes place at Ring Toss and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 20[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Wiggum Sounds great!
Tasks: "Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger" and "Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along". The first task takes place at Krustyland Burger and takes 30 minutes and the second task takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 21[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Krusty Yikes. That's kinda harsh.
Comic Book Guy Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.
Comic Book Guy A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you're moving in real life.
Krusty That's moronic!
Comic Book Guy Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Krusty But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Comic Book Guy A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
Task: "Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride". It takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 22[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."
Comic Book Guy ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."
Bart Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?
Tasks: "Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", "Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride". The tasks take place at Radioactive Man: The Ride and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 23[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots.
Comic Book Guy Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks.
Task: "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player has to buy either the Poochie Mascot, the Itchy Mascot, or the Scratchy Mascot.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 24[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: The Food Needle
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 25[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy All of this consulting has left me famished.
Comic Book Guy I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."
Krusty My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". The task takes place at The Food Needle and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 26[edit]

Nelson One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.
Homer We haven't built that yet. Come back in thirty-six hours.
Nelson I don't think you understand.
Nelson I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Homer And what if I don't?
Nelson Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.
Homer I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
Task: "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 27[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Nelson, don't you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?
Nelson I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.
Nelson Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Lisa The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
Tasks: "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks take place at Wet & Smokey Stunt Show and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 28[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa - Sad It was a chilling display of man's heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.
Lisa - Happy‎ And we got soaked!
Lisa You want to get some cotton candy?
Nelson Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.
Task: "Place a Cotton Candy Stand".
Place: Cotton Candy Stand
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 29[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland...
Lisa - Sad ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!
Nelson Don't worry -- I can bully anything.
Nelson - Angry‎ Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five...
Nelson - Angry ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.
Nelson 5...
Nelson 4...
Nelson 3...
Nelson 2...
Message Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!!
Nelson That's more like it.
Task: "Build Krusty's Haunted Condo". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Krusty's Haunted Condo
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 30[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
Nelson I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn't the worst, it'd be you.
Nelson Or whatever.
Lisa Awww...
Tasks: "Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo" and "Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo". The tasks take place at Krusty's Haunted Condo and take 8 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 31[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You're shaking like a leaf, and you're wearing your warmest vest.
Nelson I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
Lisa Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.
Nelson Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!
Lisa Why thank you.
Nelson What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let's just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.
Task: "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 32[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Lisa, I'm getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don't want you to follow.
Lisa Are you breaking up with me?
Nelson These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
Lisa I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.
Nelson The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.
Tasks: "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". The tasks takes 12 hours. Nelson's task takes place at Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Lisa's task takes place at the Wet & Smokey Stunt Show.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 33[edit]

After completing Pt. 32
Carl Hey, how come there's no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
Krusty I 'unno. Because shut up?
Carl Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination!
Lenny And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too!
Lenny Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
Comic Book Guy Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
Krusty Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.
Task: "Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Viking Boat Ride
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 34[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
Carl Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
Krusty I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
Lenny Are you aiming a gun at us?
Krusty I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
Carl Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.
Krusty Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
Tasks: "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". The tasks take place at the Viking Boat Ride and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 35[edit]

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Carl Hey, Krusty! How come there's no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
Lenny Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.
Krusty Fellas, please. I'll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover's Meatgasm. There's not actually any meat in it.
Krusty Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.
Tasks: "Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle" and "Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle". The tasks take place at The Food Needle and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 36[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center.
Krusty Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?
Task: "Build the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 2 days.
Build: Krustyland Hotel
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 37[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty I've done everything you asked. I've built a world-class theme park... and I've never been so miserable.
Comic Book Guy Only one thing remains --
Carl We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.
Krusty Hold on a second!
Krusty What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.
Comic Book Guy Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.
Comic Book Guy Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.
Lenny A room, please?
Krusty SHUT UP!
Krusty Aw, that's it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.
Krusty I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!
Carl Excuse me?
Krusty Here! Take the room!
Tasks: "Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel" and "Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel". The tasks take place at the Krustyland Hotel and take 24 hours.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 38[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Homer! Hey, Homer! I'm fed up with the quality of your work!
Homer I thought I was doing a great job!
Krusty hat's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud.
Krusty The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you'll survive them.
Krusty If they're assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where's the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!
Krusty And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will.
Task: "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours.
Build: Duff Pavilion
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 39[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
Krusty Drink up, pal! That's the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay.
Krusty Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it's not good beer. Swill. Really.
Homer Hmmm... it's bland, watery, colorless, odorless...
Homer Just the way a true American likes it!
Task: "Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion". The task takes place at the Duff Pavilion and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 40[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Drunk Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?
Krusty Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper!
Homer - Drunk Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.
Krusty Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don't want that.
Task: "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days.
Build: The Tooth Chipper
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10

Pt. 41[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I can't believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers...
Bart Let me at it!
Krusty You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya!
Bart See you on the other side!
Task: "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". The task takes place at the The Tooth Chipper and takes 24 hours.
Krusty Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.
Homer Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
Lisa Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
Homer You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?
Homer Woo Hoo!
Message You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!
Quest reward: Krustyland Ticket.png600 and XP300