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This Little Wiggy

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For the episode, see This Little Wiggy.

This Little Wiggy
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 26
Update: Level 26
Previous quest(s): Executive Lackey Pt. 8

This Little Wiggy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 26 content update.


Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pant-less vagrant every morning.
Wiggum Who is this filthy hobo blighting our good city?
Skinner You!
Wiggum Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house.
Wiggum And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals.
Skinner So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack.
Task: "Build the Wiggum House". It takes 4 hours.
Build: Wiggum House
New Character: Ralph
Ralph I Choo-Choo-Choose this reality.
Wiggum Ralphie! Thank goodness. Finally, no more horrible me time.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned...
Quimby America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!
Homer We're Number 1! We're Number 1!
Ralph When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle.
Lisa Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it - the Internet!
Lisa I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better.
Ralph I like to eat rainbows!
Task: "Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich". The task takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47.
Lisa I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurant that serves baby back tauntaun.
Comic Book Guy I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.
Comic Book Guy Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the insipid palate of this town.
Comic Book Guy I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date.
Lisa Yes, I'm sure that's why.
Task: "Build El Chemistri Restaurant". It takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri.
Lisa It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big.
Wiggum I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them.
Wiggum But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?
Ralph Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food.
Tasks: "Make Ralph Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant" and "Make Wiggum Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant". The tasks take place at El Chemistri and take 4 hours.
Wiggum Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krusty Burger for dessert. And what you have before dessert.
Lisa But chief...
Wiggum Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
Ralph I like reading your blog, Lisa. Some letters look like giraffes.
Lisa Thanks. Everyone wants to talk to me. I finally understand the appeal of being popular!
Ralph Yay! Can we play?
Lisa Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy.
Task: "Make Lisa Work on her Blog". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Brockman Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that.
Task: "Make Brockman Do An Undercover Report". The task takes 24 hours.
Brockman ...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese.
Brockman Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?
Ralph Fire tastes burn-y when I lick it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?
Ralph Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave.
Task: "Make Ralph Play Wiggle Puppy". It takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero.
Wiggum Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time.
Nelson Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's go to the flag pole.
Ralph Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!
Tasks: "Make Nelson Go to School" and "Make Ralph Go to School. The tasks take place at Springfield Elementary and take 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png750 and XP.png75