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| − | "'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the | + | "'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the sixth track on the album and consists of the songs "White-Hot Grease Fires", "[[Long Before the Superdome]]", "{{ap|New Orleans|song}}", "[[I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras]]", "[[I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy]]", "[[Stella!]]", "She Flies" and "[[The Kindness of Strangers]]" from the episode "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]". |
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Latest revision as of 05:18, March 21, 2023
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Song Information
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"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the sixth track on the album and consists of the songs "White-Hot Grease Fires", "Long Before the Superdome", "New Orleans", "I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras", "I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy", "Stella!", "She Flies" and "The Kindness of Strangers" from the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge".
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)[edit]
- Llewellyn Sinclair:
- Perhaps we're all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.
- Otto Mann:
- Drag.
Long Before the Superdome[edit]
- Chief Wiggum:
- Long before the Superdome,
- Where the Saints of football play,
- Lived a city that the damned call home.
- Hear their hellish roundelay...
New Orleans[edit]
- Ensemble:
- New Or-le-ans,
- Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
- If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
- To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
- New Or-le-ans.
I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras[edit]
- Woman:
- What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
- Marge:
- I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
- Lisa:
- It's mom!
- Homer:
- Huh?
- Marge:
- Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
- I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
- A neverending party...
- Ha!
- I'm a faded southern dame
- Without a dime.
I am Just a Simple Paper Boy[edit]
- Apu:
- I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
- Marge:
- Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
- Apu:
- I am just a simple paper boy,
- No romance do I seek.
- I just wanted forty cents
- For my deliveries last week.
- Will this bewitching floozy
- Seduce this humble newsie?
- Oh, what's a a paper boy to...do?
- Woo-hoo!
Stella[edit]
- Ned Flanders:
- STELLA!!!
- STELLA!!!
- Can't you hear me yell-a?
- You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
- Stella, STELLA!!!!
She Flies[edit]
- (instrumental)
The Kindness of Strangers[edit]
- Marge:
- Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
- Ensemble:
- You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
- To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
- Marge:
- Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
- Cast:
- A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
- You haven't met!
- STREETCAR!
Appearances[edit]
