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Difference between revisions of "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes"

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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lenny]] tells about being in ''[[The Re-Deadening]]'' ...]''
 
:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lenny]] tells about being in ''[[The Re-Deadening]]'' ...]''
:'''Lenny''': "I had a small speaking role."
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:'''Lenny''': I had a small speaking role.
:'''[[Carl]]''': "Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set."
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:'''[[Carl]]''': Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?"
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?
:'''Lenny''': "Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book."
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:'''Lenny''': Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book.
 
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:''[At the movie ...]''
 
:''[At the movie ...]''
:'''[[Rod Flanders]]''': "I'm scared!"
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:'''[[Rod Flanders]]''': I'm scared!
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. ''[ominously]'' Some of which happened in this very theater."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. ''[ominously]'' Some of which happened in this very theater.
 
:''[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]''
 
:''[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]''
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?"
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:''[The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. [[Lisa]] comes out to talk to [[Homer]].]''
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!"
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:'''Lisa''': Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?
:''[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen.]''
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:'''Homer''': Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!
:'''Homer''': ''[nonchalantly]'' "Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!"
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:''[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]''
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:'''Homer''': ''[nonchalantly]'' Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!
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:'''[[Artie Ziff|Artie]]:''' Doesn't your father ever read to you?
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[light-heartedly]'' He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. ''[suddenly serious]'' He's still searching for that {{w|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|chocolate factory}}. It consumes him.
 
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:'''[[Artie Ziff|Artie]]:''' "Doesn't your father ever read to you?"
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[light-heartedly]'' "He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. ''[suddenly serious]'' He's still searching for that {{w|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|chocolate factory}}. It consumes him."
 
  
 
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{{Season 15|Q}}
 
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Revision as of 18:07, October 16, 2012



[Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
Lenny: I had a small speaking role.
Carl: Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set.
Lisa: Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?
Lenny: Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book.

[At the movie ...]
Rod Flanders: I'm scared!
Homer: Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater.
[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]

[The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. Lisa comes out to talk to Homer.]
Lisa: Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?
Homer: Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!
[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]
Homer: [nonchalantly] Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!

Artie: Doesn't your father ever read to you?
Lisa: [light-heartedly] He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. [suddenly serious] He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.

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