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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Relax, nobody comes to [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] games. We'll move into the empty seats behind home plate. You'll be so close to the carnage, you'll have flashbacks for the rest of your life.
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Relax, nobody comes to [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] games. We'll move into the empty seats behind home plate. You'll be so close to the carnage, you'll have flashbacks for the rest of your life.
 
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the Murmur Nation?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the [[Murmur Nation]]?
 
{{qf|Homer}} Since never. Ashlee Starling is a whiny pop singer for whiny girls that love to whine. Right, boy?
 
{{qf|Homer}} Since never. Ashlee Starling is a whiny pop singer for whiny girls that love to whine. Right, boy?
 
{{qf|Bart}} I disagree. Ashlee Starling's well-crafted songs speak to the inner lives of teens and tweens alike.
 
{{qf|Bart}} I disagree. Ashlee Starling's well-crafted songs speak to the inner lives of teens and tweens alike.

Latest revision as of 08:12, May 3, 2023


Season 34 Episode Quotes
745 "Pin Gal"
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"Fan-ily Feud"
"Write Off This Episode" 747


Bart: Upper deck. We're so far away. I wanted to see teeth fly.
Homer: Relax, nobody comes to Isotopes games. We'll move into the empty seats behind home plate. You'll be so close to the carnage, you'll have flashbacks for the rest of your life.

Kent Brockman: Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the Murmur Nation?
Homer: Since never. Ashlee Starling is a whiny pop singer for whiny girls that love to whine. Right, boy?
Bart: I disagree. Ashlee Starling's well-crafted songs speak to the inner lives of teens and tweens alike.
Homer: But you said...
Bart: I've never met this man. If I knew him, I would teach him to love Ashlee by sharing that one song about how you're beautiful no matter what your face looks like.

Carl Carlson: [whispering] You have become the target of a highly organized, newly-hormonal fan army. Because of you, I have to wear this T-shirt. [shouting] In case anyone's wondering, I don't agree with Homer.
Lenny Leonard: Whew. You don't know these fan armies. They're all ruthless psychos. Except for the BTS ARMY, who are just and pure of heart.

Homer: Once again, Marge is out living it up at the grocery store.

Homer: Just as I thought, Ashlee what's-her-face.
Echo: I'm not Ashlee.
Homer: Aah! What's your face?

Mackenzie: Your dad has made an alliance with the Echo fan army. Maybe we should leave him alone.
Lisa: No. We can't back down. Ashlee isn't just a singer we like. She's the photo in our locker. She's our one and only Google Alert. She's the tattoo I've been designing for when I turn 18. We aren't just fans of Ashlee, we are Ashlee!
Murmur Nation: We are Ashlee!

Kent Brockman: You heard it here first. Ashlee Starling is great, but not as great as BTS or their fans, who are sane and perfect.

Lisa: Mackenzie said you weren't excited enough to meet her dog.
Bart: But-but who names their dog Greg? That's a man name.

Homer: Lisa, sweetie, delight us with one of your little stories about how the planet is choking on plastic.
Bart: Don't "sweetie" her. She's the one behind those Murmur Nation attacks on you.
Homer: Lisa. Wh... But you're the one kid I had on purpose.

Lisa: Well, Bart was part of it, too, and he doesn't even like Ashlee. He did it just for the fun of torturing you.
Homer: You? The person I would most suspect? I never could have seen it coming.

Homer: This has been quite the morning. But I'm most disappointed in you, Maggie.
Maggie: Mm? Eh?
Homer: Evil triumphs when good babies do nothing.

Lisa: Dad's never stayed mad this long.
Bart: Maybe we should run the can opener. He always comes when he hears that.
Marge: I tried that already. Tomorrow, we'll start calling theme park jails.

Lisa: I'm sorry I betrayed you.
Bart: We're all sorry Lisa betrayed you.

Lisa: It's crazy that I believed in someone so much that I got swallowed up in groupthink.
Marge: I know. So scary. Oh, my God, we're late for church!
Season 34 Quotes
Habeas Tortoise One Angry Lisa Lisa the Boy Scout The King of Nice Not It Treehouse of Horror XXXIII From Beer to Paternity Step Brother from the Same Planet When Nelson Met Lisa Game Done Changed Top Goon My Life as a Vlog The Many Saints of Springfield Carl Carlson Rides Again Bartless Hostile Kirk Place Pin Gal Fan-ily Feud Write Off This Episode The Very Hungry Caterpillars Clown V. Board of Education Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass