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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Thursdays with Abie|Million Dollar Maybe}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Thursdays with Abie|Million Dollar Maybe}} | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No pink box?! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No pink box?! Wha—what's going on? |
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'm afraid your daily donuts are no more. | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'm afraid your daily donuts are no more. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} You... can't... do that... | {{qf|Homer}} You... can't... do that... | ||
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Exactly. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Exactly. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I agree it's cliché, but she does have a | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I agree it's cliché, but she does have a certain—Unicorn! |
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} That is so fake. You can see the strap on the horn! | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} That is so fake. You can see the strap on the horn! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Just give me this! | {{qf|Lisa}} Just give me this! | ||
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} You want to "buy a round?" I heard about that in bartending school, but I never seen it happen. | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} You want to "buy a round?" I heard about that in bartending school, but I never seen it happen. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Female executive}} Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope, your studio audience is | + | {{qf|Female executive}} Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope, your studio audience is packed—and we didn't need any cardboard kids! |
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Yeah, but they're all girls! Girls don't laugh, and they don't buy cigars. Dutch Masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato! | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Yeah, but they're all girls! Girls don't laugh, and they don't buy cigars. Dutch Masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of | + | {{qf|Bart}} Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life—a sidekick. |
{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} You said it, Bart! Way to sum up the situation! | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} You said it, Bart! Way to sum up the situation! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Take it easy, little buddy. | {{qf|Bart}} Take it easy, little buddy. | ||
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{{qf|Krusty}} Now see here, Little Miss Scene Stealer, I'm the star of the show. You're just the reason people tune in. | {{qf|Krusty}} Now see here, Little Miss Scene Stealer, I'm the star of the show. You're just the reason people tune in. | ||
{{qf|[[Princess Penelope]]}} Krusty, there's something I have to tell you. | {{qf|[[Princess Penelope]]}} Krusty, there's something I have to tell you. | ||
| − | {{qf|Krusty}} No, no! Let me finish: I work like I | + | {{qf|Krusty}} No, no! Let me finish: I work like I drink—alone. Or with a monkey watching me. |
{{qf|Princess Penelope}} Krusty... I love you. | {{qf|Princess Penelope}} Krusty... I love you. | ||
| − | {{qf|Krusty}} That way, if I pass out, he turns me on my side | + | {{qf|Krusty}} That way, if I pass out, he turns me on my side so—You what?! |
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{{qf|Princess Penelope}} I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show. | {{qf|Princess Penelope}} I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show. | ||
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{{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the "Krusty and Princess Penelope Smoochie Poo I Love You Hour"! No laughs, just hugs and cuddles. | {{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the "Krusty and Princess Penelope Smoochie Poo I Love You Hour"! No laughs, just hugs and cuddles. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} That's | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's it—game over. |
{{qf|Milhouse}} Is it, Bart? Is it? | {{qf|Milhouse}} Is it, Bart? Is it? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} What are you talking about? | {{qf|Bart}} What are you talking about? | ||
| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} A wedding is a complex thing, | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} A wedding is a complex thing, Bart—it's so easy for something to go wrong. |
{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse Van Houten... will you do me the honor of ruining Krusty's wedding with me? | {{qf|Bart}} Milhouse Van Houten... will you do me the honor of ruining Krusty's wedding with me? | ||
{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh Bart, this is all happening so fast! Let's call my mom together! | {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh Bart, this is all happening so fast! Let's call my mom together! | ||
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- Homer: No pink box?! Wha—what's going on?
- Mr. Burns: I'm afraid your daily donuts are no more.
- Homer: You... can't... do that...
- Mr. Burns: Until Mr. Roosevelt's New Deal starts working, this country's still in a depression. I'm spending a fortune on atoms, and we have to cut costs!
- Lenny: But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.
- Carl: Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.
- Lenny: ...or all the joke I.D. badges we order.
- Mr. Burns: No donuts!
- Lenny: No!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Carl: Nuts!
- Mr. Burns: Exactly.
- Lisa: I agree it's cliché, but she does have a certain—Unicorn!
- Bart: That is so fake. You can see the strap on the horn!
- Lisa: Just give me this!
- Homer: They took away our donuts at work! All I've had are my meals!
- Gator McCall: Bartender, buy these men a round on me.
- Moe: You want to "buy a round?" I heard about that in bartending school, but I never seen it happen.
- Female executive: Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope, your studio audience is packed—and we didn't need any cardboard kids!
- Krusty: Yeah, but they're all girls! Girls don't laugh, and they don't buy cigars. Dutch Masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato!
- Bart: Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life—a sidekick.
- Milhouse: You said it, Bart! Way to sum up the situation!
- Bart: Take it easy, little buddy.
- Milhouse: That's exactly how I'll take it!
- Homer: Do you want to come in and get your sister with me?
- Bart: Hell no.
- Homer: Watch your language! Now, why the hell not?
- Krusty: Why do clown things always happen to clowns?
- Krusty: Now see here, Little Miss Scene Stealer, I'm the star of the show. You're just the reason people tune in.
- Princess Penelope: Krusty, there's something I have to tell you.
- Krusty: No, no! Let me finish: I work like I drink—alone. Or with a monkey watching me.
- Princess Penelope: Krusty... I love you.
- Krusty: That way, if I pass out, he turns me on my side so—You what?!
- Princess Penelope: I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show.
- Krusty: WDQT? They had this fat, pathetic station manager--
- Princess Penelope: That was my father.
- Krusty: Great guy.
- Krusty: Welcome to the "Krusty and Princess Penelope Smoochie Poo I Love You Hour"! No laughs, just hugs and cuddles.
- Bart: That's it—game over.
- Milhouse: Is it, Bart? Is it?
- Bart: What are you talking about?
- Milhouse: A wedding is a complex thing, Bart—it's so easy for something to go wrong.
- Bart: Milhouse Van Houten... will you do me the honor of ruining Krusty's wedding with me?
- Milhouse: Oh Bart, this is all happening so fast! Let's call my mom together!
- Bart: And his last wife, Eartha Kitt, recorded this before her untimely death.
- Milhouse: They were only married for six hours, but she still hated Krusty.
- Eartha Kitt: He was asleep for five of those hours. And the one he was awake, was a cat-tastrophe.
- Princess Penelope: Don't you love me?
- Krusty: Princess, you're the only woman I care about enough to ditch at the altar.
- Princess Penelope: Krusty! My Borscht Belt Baby! You changed your mind!
- Krusty: I'd rather be a happy shnook than a noble shlumpf.
