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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But I did learn something from all this: The sprinklers in this park come on at 3:00 a.m. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hi, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, guys! Why are you ducked-down like that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} At least we hope it's bottom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, it's bottom, all right. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} A fat kid with a dream? I can't compete with that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What does a competitive eater eat? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lucas Bortner]]}} All the glamour foods: Pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs. 69 hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, ''[He show off his picture of Kobayashi was eating 2 hot dogs in his shirt]'' ''"Detekurutoki itaiyo."'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What does that mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lucas}} "That's gonna hurt coming out." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Is Kobayashi the number one, um, uh... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lucas}} The correct term is "gurgitator." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I won't be using the correct term then. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lucas}} Oh, hi. Is-is Lisa home? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Yes, she is. And who are you? ''[Lucas turn behind his sweater as the camera zoom in, "Luca$" was written in his back sweater]'' Lucas. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lucas}} ''[face front]'' It's pronounced "Luca-dollar." That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[off-screen]'' Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I could be a competitive eater? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} No! You didn't hear anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, I did! I heard "competitive eater"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's for people who haven't had heart problems. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport, and you are the racist Philadelphia manager! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I will when you open your mind to change! | |
:''[Marge groans angrily as Homer walk away from her]'' | :''[Marge groans angrily as Homer walk away from her]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Hmm. Never saw the pork eat the beans before. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Really! Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Women marry their fathers, Marge. So you just might be meeting your future "ton-in-law." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm sleeping on Flanders' couch tonight. Ours is crap. | |
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- Homer: But I did learn something from all this: The sprinklers in this park come on at 3:00 a.m.
- Lisa: Hi, Dad.
- Bart: Homer.
- Homer: Hey, guys! Why are you ducked-down like that?
- Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
- Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
- Homer: Don't worry, it's bottom, all right.
- Milhouse Van Houten: A fat kid with a dream? I can't compete with that.
- Lisa: What does a competitive eater eat?
- Lucas Bortner: All the glamour foods: Pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs. 69 hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, [He show off his picture of Kobayashi was eating 2 hot dogs in his shirt] "Detekurutoki itaiyo."
- Lisa: What does that mean?
- Lucas: "That's gonna hurt coming out."
- Lisa: Is Kobayashi the number one, um, uh...
- Lucas: The correct term is "gurgitator."
- Lisa: I won't be using the correct term then.
- Lucas: Oh, hi. Is-is Lisa home?
- Marge: Yes, she is. And who are you? [Lucas turn behind his sweater as the camera zoom in, "Luca$" was written in his back sweater] Lucas.
- Lucas: [face front] It's pronounced "Luca-dollar." That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater.
- Homer: [off-screen] Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I could be a competitive eater?
- Marge: No! You didn't hear anything!
- Homer: Yes, I did! I heard "competitive eater"!
- Marge: It's for people who haven't had heart problems.
- Homer: Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport, and you are the racist Philadelphia manager!
- Marge: Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman.
- Homer: I will when you open your mind to change!
- [Marge groans angrily as Homer walk away from her]
- Selma Bouvier: Hmm. Never saw the pork eat the beans before.
- Marge: Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him.
- Selma: Really! Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?
- Patty Bouvier: Women marry their fathers, Marge. So you just might be meeting your future "ton-in-law."
- Homer: I'm sleeping on Flanders' couch tonight. Ours is crap.
