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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Exquisite, just exquisite. Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Should I call them off, sir? | |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} No, no. It's their Christmas too. |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} David Byrne?! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Singer, artist, composer, director, Talking Head... | |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|{{Ch|David Byrne}}}} And, I used to wrestle under the name "El Diablo." |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I thought that was Philip Glass. | |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|David Byrne}} Yeah, he wishes. |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I am so sick of that song! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Me too—I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how [[God]] feels. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Welcome to the [[Lazy I Ranch]], where we give you a week of rustic ranch living. | |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Do you have an internet connection? |
| − | + | {{qf|The Rich Texan}} Internet? ''[laughing]'' Son, the only internet connection we got is a dedicated DSL port in the business center. Or you can patch in through the smart-fridge in your cabin. | |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[reading]'' "On this battleground in 1881, fifty-six Indians lost their lives and four brave Americans lost their hats." |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} Those poor hats. |
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} That was a delicious meal, Cookie. What do we do with our garbage? |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|{{ap|Cookie|Dude, Where's My Ranch?}}}} Just leave it for Cleanie. |
| + | {{qf|[[Cleanie]]}} My preciousss... Gollum.... | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Marge}} Shucks, Lisa. You sure have taken a shine to that cowpoke. |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, why are you talking like that? | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Don't rightly know. I just soaked up the lingo like a biscuit in a bucket full of gopher gravy. I'll stop now. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} We did it! Finally, man has triumphed over a small, furry animal! |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Luke Stetson]]}} Dang it, Clara should be here by now. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sure she's just running late. Or, she's not coming because she doesn't understand how special you are. |
| + | {{qf|Luke Stetson}} That sure don't sound like my sister. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sister?! You mean she's not your girlfriend? | ||
| + | {{qf|Luke Stetson}} Hell no! They outlawed that in this state two years ago. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Clara Stetson]]}} Hel-lo, handsome! |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's up, Cootie Breath? |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Look at those stupid city slickers, with | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look at those stupid city slickers, with their fur coats and pointy hats. |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, those are | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, those are elk. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} I still hate them. Go back to Grosse Pointe! |
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- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite. Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds.
- Waylon Smithers: Should I call them off, sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
- Carl Carlson: David Byrne?!
- Moe Szyslak: Singer, artist, composer, director, Talking Head...
- David Byrne: And, I used to wrestle under the name "El Diablo."
- Lenny Leonard: I thought that was Philip Glass.
- David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.
- Marge: I am so sick of that song!
- Homer: Me too—I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.
- The Rich Texan: Welcome to the Lazy I Ranch, where we give you a week of rustic ranch living.
- Comic Book Guy: Do you have an internet connection?
- The Rich Texan: Internet? [laughing] Son, the only internet connection we got is a dedicated DSL port in the business center. Or you can patch in through the smart-fridge in your cabin.
- Lisa: [reading] "On this battleground in 1881, fifty-six Indians lost their lives and four brave Americans lost their hats."
- Homer: Those poor hats.
- Marge: That was a delicious meal, Cookie. What do we do with our garbage?
- Cookie: Just leave it for Cleanie.
- Cleanie: My preciousss... Gollum....
- Marge: Shucks, Lisa. You sure have taken a shine to that cowpoke.
- Lisa: Mom, why are you talking like that?
- Marge: Don't rightly know. I just soaked up the lingo like a biscuit in a bucket full of gopher gravy. I'll stop now.
- Homer: We did it! Finally, man has triumphed over a small, furry animal!
- Luke Stetson: Dang it, Clara should be here by now.
- Lisa: I'm sure she's just running late. Or, she's not coming because she doesn't understand how special you are.
- Luke Stetson: That sure don't sound like my sister.
- Lisa: Sister?! You mean she's not your girlfriend?
- Luke Stetson: Hell no! They outlawed that in this state two years ago.
- Clara Stetson: Hel-lo, handsome!
- Bart: What's up, Cootie Breath?
- Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with their fur coats and pointy hats.
- Marge: Homer, those are elk.
- Homer: I still hate them. Go back to Grosse Pointe!
