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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Welcome to Career Day. Here to tell you about his job is Bart's friend's Dad, Kirk Van Houten. |
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} How many of you children have gone out to your car and found a flyer on the windshield? |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Are you the guy that puts them there? |
| + | {{qf|Kirk}} No, I-I'm his assistant. But one time he was sick, and, and he let me do it. I totally screwed it up. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Blackwell]]}} Oh, please. I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires. |
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Mr. T}}}} I pity the fool who derives self esteem from mocking other people's clothes. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Blackwell}} I hate myself. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I'm comin' up with my own cartoon character. He's called [[Danger Cat]]. |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Mine's called [[Trouble Dog]]. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm called Ralph. |
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| − | {{qf|Stan Lee}} | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Stan Lee}}}} Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking [[Lynda Carter]]? |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} The term is "courting." The restraining order says "no, no," but her eyes say "yes, yes." |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, this is just Dad! |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh, it's a composite character—your Dad, my Dad, a little of [[Maggie]]'s Dad... | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, it's just Dad. | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} Stan Lee came back? | {{qf|Bart}} Stan Lee came back? | ||
| − | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Stan Lee never left. I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition. | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition. |
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| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} You've been world famous for an hour now. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} You're the Internet's number one non-porno site. Which makes you ten trillionth over-all. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I'm no fan of Bart's cartoon, but you have a real problem with anger. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm just passionate—like all us Greeks. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Can I come too? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Good idea. You can speak nerd to them. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} You see, these boils on Homer's neck are pent-up rage. If Bart's trap hadn't set Homer off, the anger would have overwhelmed Homer's system. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all? |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Why, if anything, he should punish you. |
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- Principal Skinner: Welcome to Career Day. Here to tell you about his job is Bart's friend's Dad, Kirk Van Houten.
- Kirk Van Houten: How many of you children have gone out to your car and found a flyer on the windshield?
- Nelson Muntz: Are you the guy that puts them there?
- Kirk: No, I-I'm his assistant. But one time he was sick, and, and he let me do it. I totally screwed it up.
- Mr. Blackwell: Oh, please. I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires.
- Mr. T: I pity the fool who derives self esteem from mocking other people's clothes.
- Mr. Blackwell: I hate myself.
- Nelson: I'm comin' up with my own cartoon character. He's called Danger Cat.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Mine's called Trouble Dog.
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm called Ralph.
- Stan Lee: Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?
- Comic Book Guy: The term is "courting." The restraining order says "no, no," but her eyes say "yes, yes."
- Lisa: Bart, this is just Dad!
- Bart: Uh, it's a composite character—your Dad, my Dad, a little of Maggie's Dad...
- Lisa: No, it's just Dad.
- Bart: Stan Lee came back?
- Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.
- Lenny Leonard: You've been world famous for an hour now.
- Carl Carlson: You're the Internet's number one non-porno site. Which makes you ten trillionth over-all.
- Lisa: Dad, I'm no fan of Bart's cartoon, but you have a real problem with anger.
- Homer: I'm just passionate—like all us Greeks.
- Lisa: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.
- Milhouse: Can I come too?
- Bart: Good idea. You can speak nerd to them.
- Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
- Dr. Hibbert: You see, these boils on Homer's neck are pent-up rage. If Bart's trap hadn't set Homer off, the anger would have overwhelmed Homer's system.
- Marge: You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all?
- Dr. Hibbert: Why, if anything, he should punish you.
