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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[gasps]'' How did you get her out?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I tried the coat hanger again. I don't understand why we only try ideas once.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Who has more power? Miss America or Miss USA?
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} I just found out I'm not Jewish! I got turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Who has more power? Miss America or Miss USA?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have a Jewish imaginary friend. Her name is [[Rachel Cohen]] and she just got into Brandeis.
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I think one's elected, and the other one's appointed.
 
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:'''Krusty''': (pitching show ideas to [[Fox]]) How about one where I move in with a poor family, and laugh at 'em! You see, be… (the Fox executive looks interested briefly) Okay, how about you televise my bar mitzvah! Live! Please you people are known for taking chances on crap!!!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[to Lisa]'' How do you know all this stuff?
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{{qf|Lisa}} I have a Jewish imaginary friend. Her name is [[Rachel Cohen]] and she just got into Brandeis.
 
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{{qf|Krusty}} ''[pitching show ideas to [[Fox]]]'' How about one where I move in with a poor family, and laugh at 'em! You see, bec... ''[the Fox executive looks interested briefly]'' Okay, how about you televise my bar mitzvah! Live! Please, you people are known for taking chances on crap!
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:'''Lisa''': I tried the coat hanger again. I don't understand why we only try ideas once.
 
 
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Simpson, I hate to bother you when you're eating. But you're always eating.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Simpson, I hate to bother you when you're eating. But you're always eating.
  
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Latest revision as of 17:04, March 9, 2020


Season 15 Episode Quotes
318 "The Fat and the Furriest"
319
"Today I Am a Clown"
"'Tis the Fifteenth Season" 320


[Lisa opens the door and picks up Maggie.]
Marge: [gasps] How did you get her out?
Lisa: I tried the coat hanger again. I don't understand why we only try ideas once.

Krusty: I just found out I'm not Jewish! I got turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!

Homer: Who has more power? Miss America or Miss USA?
Carl: I think one's elected, and the other one's appointed.

Bart: [to Lisa] How do you know all this stuff?
Lisa: I have a Jewish imaginary friend. Her name is Rachel Cohen and she just got into Brandeis.

Krusty: [pitching show ideas to Fox] How about one where I move in with a poor family, and laugh at 'em! You see, bec... [the Fox executive looks interested briefly] Okay, how about you televise my bar mitzvah! Live! Please, you people are known for taking chances on crap!

Chief Wiggum: Simpson, I hate to bother you when you're eating. But you're always eating.
Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News