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| − | '''We Are the Mediocre Presidents''' is a song sung by [[Springfield Elementary School]] in a play. | + | {{Song |
| + | |name = "We Are the Mediocre Presidents" | ||
| + | |image = [[File:We Are the Mediocre Presidents.png|250px]] | ||
| + | |singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | |characters = Students dressed as presidents | ||
| + | |length = '''Album:''' 0:48 | ||
| + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>[[Jeff Martin]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Martin]]<br>[[Frank Mula]] | ||
| + | |album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]'' | ||
| + | |appearance = "[[I Love Lisa]]" | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''"We Are the Mediocre Presidents"''' is a song sung by [[Springfield Elementary School]] in a [[Hooray for President's Day|play]]. | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :We are the mediocre | + | === Episode version === |
| − | :You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents | + | :'''Children:''' |
| − | :There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's | + | :We are the mediocre Presidents. |
| − | :There's William Henry Harrison | + | :You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. |
| − | :We are the | + | :There's [[Zachary Taylor|Taylor]], there's [[John Tyler|Tyler]], there's [[Millard Fillmore|Fillmore]] and there's [[Rutherford B. Hayes|Hayes]], |
| − | :Occasionally regrettable | + | :There's [[William Henry Harrison]]. |
| + | |||
| + | :'''Harrison:''' | ||
| + | :I died in thirty days! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Children:''' | ||
| + | :We... | ||
| + | :Are... | ||
| + | :The... | ||
| + | :Adequate, forgettable, | ||
| + | :Occasionally regrettable | ||
| + | :Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.! | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Album version === | ||
| + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' | ||
| + | :''Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :(''drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief"'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Children:''' | ||
| + | :We are the mediocre Presidents. | ||
| + | :You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. | ||
| + | :There's [[Zachary Taylor|Taylor]], there's [[John Tyler|Tyler]], there's [[Millard Fillmore|Fillmore]] and there's [[Rutherford B. Hayes|Hayes]], | ||
| + | :There's [[William Henry Harrison]]. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Harrison:''' | ||
| + | :I died in thirty days! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Children:''' | ||
| + | :We... | ||
| + | :Are... | ||
| + | :The... | ||
| + | :Adequate, forgettable, | ||
| + | :Occasionally regrettable | ||
| + | :Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :(''bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits"'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | :(''applause'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | It is the forty-first track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
*{{ep|I Love Lisa}} | *{{ep|I Love Lisa}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}} | ||
| − | [[Category:Songs]] | + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] |
| + | [[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:41, October 18, 2024
"We Are the Mediocre Presidents"
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Song Information
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"We Are the Mediocre Presidents" is a song sung by Springfield Elementary School in a play.
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Children:
- We are the mediocre Presidents.
- You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
- There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
- There's William Henry Harrison.
- Harrison:
- I died in thirty days!
- Children:
- We...
- Are...
- The...
- Adequate, forgettable,
- Occasionally regrettable
- Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
Album version[edit]
- Seymour Skinner:
- Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
- (drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief")
- Children:
- We are the mediocre Presidents.
- You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
- There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
- There's William Henry Harrison.
- Harrison:
- I died in thirty days!
- Children:
- We...
- Are...
- The...
- Adequate, forgettable,
- Occasionally regrettable
- Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
- (bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits")
- (applause)
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is the forty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
Appearances[edit]
